Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Zen-less, what-cha-ma-call-it, Zero game. Folks are makin’ a big fuss, sayin’ it’s comin’ out soon. So, when is this thing gonna drop, eh? They say July 4th, 2024. That’s Independence Day, y’know, the day we light up them firecrackers! But this game, it ain’t ’bout firecrackers, it’s ’bout… somethin’ else. Spaceships and fightin’, I reckon.
Now, they got this countdown thing goin’ on. Countin’ down to when you can start playin’. It’s like waitin’ for the rooster to crow, but this rooster’s takin’ its sweet time! They say everybody gets to start playin’ at the same time. Don’t matter if you’re in New York City or Hicksville, it’s all the same. That’s fair, I guess. Nobody gets a head start, cheatin’ like that sneaky ol’ Johnson boy down the road.
This game, it ain’t just for them fancy computers. You can play it on your phone too, them Android thingamajigs and those i-somethin’ phones. Even on that PlayStation thingy, the one my grandson’s always yellin’ at. So, everybody and their grandma can play, if they want to. But me? I’ll stick to watchin’ my soap operas. Less shootin’ and more cryin’, that’s what I like.
- PC folks can play.
- Android phone folks can play.
- Apple phone folks can play too.
- And them PlayStation 5 people, they can play as well.
They say you gotta download the game before you can play. Makes sense, I guess. Can’t eat the pie ‘fore you bake it, right? They call it “pre-loadin’.” Sounds fancy, but it just means gettin’ the game ready ahead of time. So, when the clock strikes go-time, you can jump right in and start… shootin’ stuff, I guess. That’s what all these games are about these days, ain’t it?
They’re also talkin’ ’bout “banners” and “optimizations.” Don’t ask me what that means. Sounds like somethin’ them city folk made up to sound smart. Probably just fancy words for “new stuff” and “makin’ it work better.” Like when I fix the leaky faucet, that’s optimization, right? Makin’ it work better. And a new faucet, that’s a new banner, I guess. See? I can talk fancy too, when I want to.
This game, Zenless Zone Zero, it’s got a time, a date, July 4th. Remember that. Mark it on your calendar, if you still use one of them things. Me, I just remember by when the sun sets. Anyway, they’re makin’ a big deal out of this game, so it must be somethin’ special. Or maybe it’s just more noise, like that dang leaf blower Johnson boy got last summer. Couldn’t hear myself think for a week!
So, July 4th. That’s the day. Get your phones, your computers, your PlayStations, whatever you got, and get ready to rumble, I guess. Me? I’ll be here, watchin’ my stories and sippin’ my tea. All this shootin’ and fightin’ is for young folks. I’m too old for that nonsense. But if you like that kinda stuff, well, go have fun. Just don’t be makin’ too much noise, ya hear?
And remember what I said, pre-load the darn thing. You don’t want to be stuck waitin’ while everyone else is already blastin’ away, do ya? That’s like showin’ up to the potluck with an empty plate. Nobody wants that. So be prepared, be ready, and have fun with your spaceships and laser guns and whatever else they got in this Zen-thingy game.
Anyways, that’s all I gotta say ‘bout this Zenless Zone Zero Countdown. It’s comin’ July 4th, play it on whatever you want, download it beforehand. Now if you’ll excuse me, my stories are startin’ and I don’t wanna miss Mrs. Henderson gettin’ into a fight with Mr. Johnson at the grocery store…again.
Tags: Zenless Zone Zero, ZZZ, Release Date, Countdown, PC, Android, iOS, PS5, Game Launch, Pre-load, July 4th
