Alright, alright, let’s talk about this fella, Yu Darvish, you know, the baseball pitcher from Japan. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I heard some things, seen some things on that there TV, so I’ll tell ya what I know.
Yu Darvish, That Japan Fella
So, this Yu Darvish, he’s from Japan, Osaka to be exact. Born way back in 1986, August 16th, makes him… well, I ain’t good with numbers, but he’s been around a while. Started playin’ in the big leagues in 2012, that’s like, what, more than ten years ago? He was already a grown man then, 25 years old they say. Imagine that, startin’ somethin’ new at that age! When I was 25, I already had a whole bunch of kids runnin’ around!
- Born: August 16, 1986
- From: Osaka, Japan
- Started Major League Baseball: 2012
- Age at MLB debut: 25 years old
Now, they say he’s a right-handed pitcher. Throws the ball, you know? And not just one way, neither. This fella’s got like, seven different ways of throwin’ that ball! Seven! I can barely throw a rock straight, and he’s got seven different fancy ways to do it. They even got charts and stuff, showin’ where all them balls go. Looks like a chicken scratch to me, but I guess it makes sense to them baseball folks.
Pitching and Stuff
He’s thrown a whole mess of pitches this year, 2024 they say. 1260 pitches! That’s a lot of throwin’, must make his arm tired. I bet he needs a good soak in the tub after all that. And they got all these fancy names for the pitches too. I can’t even remember ’em, too many fancy words. But the important thing is, he throws the ball and them batters can’t hit it, most of the time anyway.
More Than Just Baseball
And get this, this Yu Darvish fella, he’s got a wife and five kids! Five! That’s a handful, let me tell ya. His first son with this wife, Seiko, she’s his wife now, was actually his third kid. Born before they even got hitched, in 2015. Times are changin’, I tell ya. Back in my day, you got married first, then had the kids. But I ain’t judgin’, everyone does things different now.
Yu Darvish: The Lowdown
So, what do we know about Yu Darvish? He’s a Japanese pitcher, been playin’ for a long time. Throws the ball real good in a whole bunch of different ways. Got a big family, five kids. Seems like a busy fella. And all these folks, they keep track of everything he does. His height, his weight, all sorts of things. They even got stats, whatever them are. Must be important to someone.
Final Thoughts
Now, I don’t know much about baseball, but I know a hard worker when I see one. And this Yu Darvish, he seems like a hard worker. Throwin’ all them pitches, playin’ all them games, takin’ care of that big family. That’s a lot for one person, no matter how you slice it. So, good for him, I say. Good for him.
Anyway, that’s all I got to say about Yu Darvish. He’s a baseball player from Japan, throws good, got a big family. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
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