Well, let me tell ya, this CM Punk fella, he came back to wrestling after all these years, right? Big fuss, everyone was talkin’ ’bout it. He was gonna wrestle again, like in the old days. Folks were excited, you know? Big comeback!
But then, wouldn’t ya know it, somethin’ went wrong. He was in this big match, the Royal Rumble they call it. All them fellas fightin’ and throwin’ each other around. It’s a real ruckus, lemme tell ya. And poor CM Punk, he got himself hurt.
- Tore his tricep, they say. That’s in your arm, ya know? Sounds painful.
- Can’t wrestle with a torn arm, can ya? Nope.
- He was gonna be in somethin’ big, WrestleMania or somethin’. All them fancy lights and such. But now he can’t.
Now, they’re sayin’ he needs surgery. Gotta fix that arm up, I guess. Poor fella. Comes back after all this time and then this happens. Just ain’t right, is it? He was doin’ good too, fightin’ hard.
Some folks sayin’ he didn’t get hurt at all. Said it was just for show, to make the fight look good. But then other folks, them smart wrestling fellas, they say no, he really got hurt. Said his arm got all messed up and he needs a doctor to fix it. They even said the other wrestlers are sad for him. I dunno what to believe, you know? Too much talkin’ if ya ask me.
I heard tell this ain’t his first time gettin’ hurt neither. Seems like wrestlin’ is a rough business. All that jumpin’ around and slammin’ into each other. Bound to get a few bumps and bruises, I reckon. But a torn tricep? That’s somethin’ else. That ain’t just a little bump. That’s gonna take some time to heal up, I’d bet.
This whole thing reminds me of that time my nephew Billy tried to fix the roof. Fell right off, he did. Broke his leg. Had to wear a big ol’ cast for months. Couldn’t do nothin’. Just sat around watchin’ TV all day. Drove his wife crazy, I tell ya. It’s kinda the same with this CM Punk fella. He can’t wrestle now, gotta sit around and wait for that arm to get better. Must be borin’ for a fella like him, always movin’ and fightin’.
They say he just started wrestlin’ again after ten years. Ten years! That’s a long time to be away from somethin’. Then he comes back and gets hurt right away. Just plain bad luck, if you ask me. Real bad luck. But maybe he’ll get better and come back again. Wrestlers are tough folks. They bounce back, ya know? They’re used to gettin’ knocked around. So maybe he’ll be back in that ring before ya know it, fightin’ and jumpin’ and all that. Who knows? We’ll just have to wait and see.
Anyways, that’s the story as I heard it. CM Punk, hurt his arm, can’t wrestle for a while. Hope he gets better soon. I always liked watchin’ him wrestle. He’s a feisty one, that fella. Puts on a good show. Always makes it excitin’. So yeah, that’s all I got to say about that. Just hope he gets better soon.
I saw him on the TV the other day, wearin’ one of them slings. You know, the thing ya put your arm in when it’s hurt? Looked real uncomfortable. He was talkin’ to the people, tellin’ them he was sorry he got hurt and that he’d be back as soon as he could. Sounded like a nice fella, even though he’s all tough and whatnot. Maybe that’s just part of the show, I dunno. But he seemed genuine enough. Guess we’ll just have to wait and see what happens. Time will tell, as they say. Time will tell.
Now, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about wrestlin’ has made me hungry. Maybe I’ll make some fried chicken. That always makes me feel better. And who knows, maybe CM Punk likes fried chicken too. Maybe when he gets better, he can come over and we can have some fried chicken together. That’d be somethin’, wouldn’t it? Me and CM Punk, eatin’ fried chicken. Ha! That’ll be the day. Anyways, I’m ramblin’ now. Gotta go cook. Ya’ll take care now, ya hear?
Tags: CM Punk, Injury, WWE, Wrestling, Return, Royal Rumble, Triceps, Surgery, Wrestlemania
