Well, I heard you young folks talkin’ ’bout this WWE Speed thing. Sounds like some kinda rasslin’ show. My grandson, he’s always on that phone of his, watchin’ stuff. Says it’s on somethin’ called “X”. Used to be called Twitter, he says. Lord, I don’t keep up with all these newfangled things.
But this WWE Speed, he showed me once. It’s all them big fellas, jumpin’ around, body slammin’ each other. Reminds me of when my old man used to wrestle with the hogs down by the creek. Just a bunch of grunting and groanin’. But I guess folks like to watch it.
So, if you wanna watch WWE Speed, you gotta go to that X place. My grandson says it is easy to find it. He just types it in, and there it is. He says it started this year, back in April, I think, on April 3, 2024. He told me that’s when the first one showed up. He keeps up with that stuff.
- You find it on X.
- It’s that wrestling stuff.
- It started this year, in April.
They got some fella, Dragon Lee, he’s the champ or somethin’. Won it from another fella, Andrade, I think his name was. My grandson, he knows all their names. Says Dragon Lee won it in November, November 15th, 2024, to be exact. Says he’s the WWE Speed Champion. Like I said, I don’t keep up with all that.
That is all about the WWE Speedway, and I don’t know what that is. Maybe I heard it wrong, or maybe my grandson was pulling my leg. Kids these days!
Now, there’s another one of them things, somethin’ called “Hulu”. My neighbor, she’s got it. She watches all them shows on it. But she told me that this WWE stuff, it ain’t gonna be on there no more. She says it expires or somethin’. Like milk in the icebox, I reckon. September 25th, she said. You can’t watch WWE there after that, so don’t you even try.
Then there’s this other thing, “Netflix”. I hear folks talkin’ ’bout it all the time. Seems like everyone’s got it these days. My grandson says they’re gonna have some WWE stuff on there too, next year. 2025, he says. I don’t know what all they’ll have, but he seemed mighty excited ’bout it. Something about WWE Monday Night Raw, and some matches and cards. He talks like that sometimes, and I just nod my head.
I don’t rightly know where to watch WWE besides that X, though. Maybe there are other places, but that’s all I heard of. Back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy things. We just had the radio, and we were happy with it. If we wanted to watch somethin’, we’d go to the picture show. But times change, I reckon.
This WWE Speed on X, it’s probably just a fad. Like them hula hoops they had a while back. Everyone’s crazy ’bout it for a while, then they move on to somethin’ else. But who knows, maybe these young folks will keep watchin’ it. They sure do love their screens.
My grandson, he showed me how you can watch all sorts of things on your phone. He says you can watch these WWE fellas anywhere, anytime. Sounds mighty convenient, I suppose. But I still prefer sittin’ on my porch, watchin’ the sunset. That’s better than any old rasslin’ show, if you ask me.
I still don’t know how to watch WWE speed except that X thing. I don’t even know who is this Matt Polinsky, Trevor Mann, Manny Andrade. Who are these people? Why are they important? I don’t know!
So this WWE Speed show is made by some company called WWE, I reckon. And they made up some kind of belt for the winner, the WWE Speed Championship. It is just for the men, not the women.
Anyways, if you’re itchin’ to watch that WWE Speed, just go on over to that X place and type it in. That’s all I know. It is all about WWE Speed where to watch, I guess. If you are looking for premium content, whatever that means, you can watch it anywhere and anytime. I still prefer the good old days.
And if you see my grandson, tell him to come on home for supper. I made his favorite, fried chicken and mashed taters.
