Boy, oh boy, lemme tell ya about this WWE Smackdown thing, and that fella, Roman Reigns. My ol’ eyes ain’t what they used to be, but I seen him on that there TV, and he’s somethin’ else, I tell ya what.
That Roman Reigns, he’s a big shot in that WWE Smackdown. He struts around like he owns the place. And maybe he does, I don’t know. He’s got all them other fellas in WWE scared, I reckon. He showed up to the ring that time with some other guy that looked just like him, name was Jimmy something. They were talking about a kick from something called Crown Jewel. I don’t know what that is, but it sounded important.
I seen him fightin’ with all sorts of folks, it was a real hootenanny. There’s one with a funny name, Cody Rhodes, he is tough, always fightin’ too. They say he’s the new big shot of the whole WWE, beatin’ everybody up. He was jumpin’ around, yellin’, carryin’ on. These young folks, I swear.
Now, this Roman Reigns, he’s got a bunch of fellas he runs around with. Like a little gang. They all look mean and tough, like they ain’t afraid of nothin’.
- He’s always yellin’ at folks.
- He’s got muscles on top of muscles.
- He’s a mean lookin’ fella.
One time, this Roman Reigns, he was fightin’ a whole bunch of other fellas all at once. It was a mess, I tell ya. They were all jumpin’ around, throwin’ each other over the ropes. It was like a bunch of wild dogs fightin’ over a bone. And he won, he always does, that Roman Reigns.
He’s always on that WWE Smackdown show, that Roman Reigns. Seems like every time I turn on the TV, there he is. He’s like that weed in my garden, always poppin’ up where you don’t expect him.
This Roman Reigns fella, he don’t seem to have many friends, ‘cept for that gang of his. But I heard he’s got a good friend in real life, name’s R-Truth. He says R-Truth is like family to him. Now ain’t that somethin’? That big tough Roman Reigns, talkin’ about family. It’s like seein’ a big ol’ bear with a little bunny.
That WWE Smackdown, it’s somethin’ else. Lots of yellin’ and fightin’. And that Roman Reigns, he’s right in the middle of it all. He’s like the king of the hill, and nobody can knock him off, it seems like.
They was talkin’ about somethin’ called “WarGames” one time. Sounds like a bunch of nonsense to me. But this Roman Reigns, he was right there, in the thick of it. He’s always fightin’ somebody, that one. He’s like a rooster in a henhouse, always lookin’ for a scrap.
I don’t know much about this WWE Smackdown or this Roman Reigns fella, but he sure is entertainin’. He’s got everyone riled up, that’s for sure. He’s like a storm brewin’, you just know somethin’ big is gonna happen when he’s around.
He’s a big deal, this Roman Reigns. Got all them fancy belts and whatnot. He’s the top dog, I reckon. And in that WWE Smackdown, he’s the one to watch. He’s always doin’ somethin’, always causin’ trouble. You gotta keep an eye on that one.
That WWE is a crazy place. Lots of big fellas, all muscled up, fightin’ each other. It’s a sight to see, I tell ya. They say this Cody Rhodes guy is the main attraction now, the new WWE Champion. They had a big party when he won, call it “WrestleMania” or somethin’.
This Roman Reigns, he’s like a bad penny, always turnin’ up. You can’t get rid of him. He’s always there, on that WWE Smackdown, causin’ a ruckus. He’s like a fly at a picnic, you just can’t swat him away.
Well, I reckon that’s enough about that WWE Smackdown and Roman Reigns. It’s all a bunch of foolishness, if you ask me. But it sure is somethin’ to watch. It’s like a train wreck, you just can’t look away.
