Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! It’s about that Brock Lesnar fella in WWE. You know, that big, scary guy who looks like he could wrestle a bear and win? Yeah, that’s the one. I heard some news about him, so I figured I’d share what I know. Ain’t much, but it’s somethin’.
So, this Brock Lesnar, he ain’t been around in WWE for a while now. Last time I saw him, he was fightin’ that Cody Rhodes guy at SummerSlam 2023. Must have been last year. He lost that one, poor fella. Since then, he’s vanished. Poof! Gone! Like a fart in the wind. Some folks say he’s back in Saskatchewan, Canada. That’s where he lives, you know. Up in the sticks.
Now, I heard he was supposed to come back in January. It was for that Road to WrestleMania thing. I get them all mixed up. Anyway, that plan got messed up because of some lawsuit with that Vince McMahon guy. You remember him. Used to run the whole WWE show. Always yelling and carrying on. Well, he got sued by some lady named Janel Grant. Sounds like a whole mess of trouble. I don’t know the details, and frankly, I don’t wanna know. Too much drama for my old heart.
Anyways, because of all that hullabaloo, Brock Lesnar’s return got nixed. They say there ain’t no plans for him to come back anytime soon. No plans at all! Can you believe it? He’s also not working for WWE. I heard his contract is over. Probably is a free bird. So, he’s just chillin’ up in Canada, probably huntin’ moose and fishin’ in the lake. Livin’ the good life, I reckon.
Now, WWE, they’ve been quiet as a mouse about Brock Lesnar. Didn’t say a peep about him for the longest time. Then, this Triple H fella, he’s the big boss now, I guess. He was in London a while back, and he finally said somethin’ about Brock Lesnar maybe comin’ back someday. Maybe. Don’t hold your breath, though. Sounds like he ain’t in a hurry to bring him back.
It seems like Brock Lesnar was supposed to return at that Royal Rumble thing in 2024. I don’t know. They are all kind of the same thing to me. Lots of guys jumping around. But that didn’t happen neither. So, who knows when we’ll see him again?
Here is the things I heard about why Brock Lesnar ain’t comin’ back anytime soon:
- That lawsuit thing with Vince McMahon. It’s a big mess, I tell ya.
- WWE ain’t got no plans for him. They’re probably busy with other things.
- He’s not even employed by WWE. He’s a free agent. Probably getting paid to do nothing. Lucky guy.
- Triple H said they would be open to talkin’ to him about comin’ back. But when that is, who knows. It’s all up in the air.
That Triple H guy, he said this summer that WWE would be open to talkin’ to Brock Lesnar whenever he decides to come back. But, like I said, don’t hold your breath. It could be a while. It could be never! Who knows with these wrestling folks. They’re always changin’ their minds.
For now, it looks like Brock Lesnar’s time in WWE is on hold. He was supposed to come back earlier this year, but he didn’t. So, he’s just stayin’ away from all that WWE stuff for now. Maybe he’s tired of it. Maybe he’s got other things he wants to do. Maybe he just wants to be left alone. I don’t blame him. Sometimes, you just gotta get away from all the craziness.
So, there you have it. That’s all the news about Brock Lesnar that I know. It ain’t much, but it’s somethin’. I’ll keep my ears open, and if I hear anything else, I’ll be sure to let you know. Until then, you just keep on keepin’ on, and don’t you worry about a thing. Life’s too short to get all worked up about what some wrestler is doin’ or not doin’. Just enjoy the simple things, like a good cup of coffee and a warm piece of pie. That’s what I always say.
