Alright, so listen up, y’all. Let me tell ya about this thing called, uh, “WWE Damage Control.” Sounds fancy, huh? Like somethin’ you’d do to your tractor after a hailstorm. But nah, it ain’t that. It’s about them wrestlin’ women on the TV.
So, there’s this bunch of gals, right? They call themselves “Damage Control”. Now, I ain’t sure why they picked that name. Maybe they break a lot of stuff backstage? Who knows? Anyways, there’s a few of ‘em. There’s this Dakota Kai girl, she’s kinda tough-lookin’. Then there’s Iyo Sky, she’s quick as a rabbit, that one. And Kairi Sane, she’s got this wild look in her eyes, like she’s ready to scrap any minute. And Asuka, oh boy, that one, she’s like a firecracker, always ready to explode. And, they used to have this other girl, Bayley, she was like the boss hen, I guess, always clucking orders. But she ain’t with ’em no more, or so they say. These wrestling folks, they change their minds faster than a rooster in a hen house.
These gals, they like to stick together. Like a pack of wild dogs, you know? They go around causin’ trouble and winnin’ matches. They even won them tag team belts, the ones they hold up and show off? Yeah, they won them three times! Imagine that, three times! That’s more times than I’ve been to the county fair, and that’s sayin’ somethin’.
- Dakota Kai – Tough as nails, that one.
- Iyo Sky – Speedy little thing, like a greased piglet.
- Kairi Sane – Wild-eyed and ready to fight.
- Asuka – Don’t mess with her, she’ll light ya up!
Now, I hear tell they used to be bad girls, you know, cheatin’ and whatnot. But now they’re supposed to be good? I don’t rightly know. It’s all a bunch of hooey to me. One minute they’re stompin’ on folks and the next they’re shakin’ hands. Can’t make up their minds, these youngsters. It’s like when my grandson Billy tries to tell me he cleaned his room when all he did was shove everything under the bed.
Someone told me, some fella on the internet, you know, one of them smarty-pants types, he said that maybe the reason they changed is ‘cause that’s how they are in real life. I guess maybe they’re just nice gals after all. But then again, maybe it’s all just part of the show. You never really know with them wrestlers, do ya? It’s like watchin’ a soap opera, but with more body slams.
Anyways, they’re on this show called “Raw,” which I guess is supposed to mean it’s rough and tumble. Sounds about right, considerin’ how much they yell and throw each other around. I watched it once, but it was too loud for me. Made my ears ring worse than a church bell on Sunday mornin’. I prefer watchin’ my chickens peckin’ around the yard, at least they’re predictable.
So, what’s the deal with this “Damage Control”? Well, from what I can gather, they’re a team, and they’re supposed to be tough. They wrestle other women and try to win belts. Sometimes they’re good, sometimes they’re bad, but they’re always makin’ a ruckus. And that Bayley girl, she used to be with them, but now she ain’t, or maybe she is again. Like I said, it’s hard to keep up with these things. They change like the weather.
I tell ya, it’s all a bit confusing for an old gal like me. But I guess folks like watchin’ it. Just like folks like watchin’ the demolition derby at the fair, they like seein’ things get smashed up and folks gettin’ rowdy. So, that’s the “WWE Damage Control” for ya. A bunch of tough gals wrasslin’ around. Not my cup of tea, but hey, to each their own, I always say.
And another thing, they say Asuka used to be on a different team, but then she turned on her own team and joined up with “Damage Control.” Sounds like a hen house squabble to me. Always somebody peckin’ at somebody else.
So there you have it, the whole shebang about “Damage Control”. Hope you understood it all, ‘cause I sure did my best explainin’ it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens. Them foxes have been gettin’ bold lately.
Tags: WWE, Damage CTRL, Damage Control, Dakota Kai, Iyo Sky, Kairi Sane, Asuka, Raw, Women’s Wrestling, Wrestling Stable, Tag Team
