Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout this WrestleMania Rumors thing. Folks been talkin’, you know? Like them hens in the yard, clucking all day ’bout somethin’ or other.
So, they sayin’ this fella, The Rock, yeah, the big muscle-y one, might be showin’ up at WrestleMania 41. Now, I ain’t no wrestling expert, but even I know that’s a big deal. They sayin’ he’s the “Final Boss” and gonna be the main event. Lordy, sounds important. I seen him on TV once, big fella, like a bull in a china shop.
- WrestleMania 41 gonna be in Las Vegas, they say. That’s a long ways from here, I tell ya.
- Folks blabberin’ ’bout Cody Rhodes, too. He’s the champion now, I think. Said somethin’ ’bout a surprise match. Well, ain’t all matches a surprise? You don’t know who’s gonna win ’til it happens, right? Sounds like city folk talk to me, makin’ things complicated.
They got this other fella, Finn Balor, too. Heard they wanna make him a big star. Good for him, I guess. Reminds me of my grandson, always tryin’ to be the best at everything, even if it’s just eatin’ pie faster than his cousins.
Now, this WrestleMania thing, it ain’t gonna be for a while yet. Six months, they sayin’. That’s a long time. You could grow a whole field of corn in that time, I tell ya. But folks are already buzzin’ like bees ’round a honeypot. Guess that’s how it is with these things.
They got these wrestling shows on TV every week, I think. My neighbor, she watches ’em. Says they fight and yell and carry on. Sounds like a family dinner to me, ha! But I guess it’s all pretend, you know? Like them actors in them movies. Still, folks get all worked up about it. Just like when the county fair comes around, everyone’s gotta pick a side in the pie-eatin’ contest.
So, this WrestleMania 41, it’s gonna be in Vegas, like I said. Big city, bright lights, all that jazz. I bet it’s expensive, too. More than a good plow horse, I reckon. But folks will go, they’ll spend their hard-earned money. Just like they do every year, I guess. People like a good show, even if it’s just a bunch of fellas pretendin’ to beat each other up.
I heard they got this third hour of SmackDown too. More wrestling, I guess. These folks sure like their wrestling. Can’t say I understand it, but to each their own, right? As long as they ain’t causin’ trouble, I don’t care what they do. You know, like them young’uns ridin’ them loud motorcycles up and down the road, that’s what I don’t like.
Anyway, that’s the gist of it. The Rock, Cody Rhodes, Finn Balor, Vegas, WrestleMania 41. Lots of talkin’, lots of guessin’. We’ll see what happens when the time comes. Me? I’ll stick to watchin’ the chickens and tendin’ my garden. At least I know what to expect from them.
Wrestling is just like life, you know? Sometimes you’re up, sometimes you’re down. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. And sometimes, you just gotta laugh at it all and move on. Just like when my cow Bessie got loose last summer, chased her all over the darn field, finally got her back in the barn, had to laugh or I’d cry, you know?
So, there you have it. That’s all I know ‘bout these here Wrestlemania Rumors. Don’t take my word for it, though. I’m just an old woman, what do I know? But that’s what I heard, and I ain’t lyin’.
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