Alright, so you wanna know how much that Dana White fella is worth, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, that fella’s got more money than I’ve seen chickens in my whole life! They say he’s worth a whole heap, somethin’ like 500 million dollars. Yep, you heard that right, 500 million! That’s a whole lotta greenbacks.
Now, I ain’t no fancy city slicker who understands all them big business deals, but from what I hear, this Dana fella, he’s the big boss man over at somethin’ called the UFC. Sounds like a fightin’ club to me. You know, like them fellas punchin’ and kickin’ each other. I seen somethin’ like that once down at the county fair, but these UFC fellas, they do it for big money, I reckon.
- He’s the president, they say. Means he’s the head honcho, the one callin’ the shots.
- And get this, he ain’t just doin’ that UFC thing. He’s got another one, somethin’ about slappin’. Power Slap, they call it. Sounds plumb crazy to me, but hey, if it makes money, who am I to judge?
Born back in 1969, this Dana was. Tried college, but it wasn’t for him. Started teachin’ folks how to box, you know, punchin’ with them big gloves. Guess that’s how he got into this whole fightin’ business. Smart fella, I guess, findin’ a way to make a buck outta folks hittin’ each other. Reminds me of that time my cousin Jed got into a fight over a watermelon at the picnic, ‘cept Jed didn’t make no 500 million dollars.
Anyways, this Dana, he’s been buildin’ up his business for years now. This UFC thing, it’s big, real big. Folks all over the world watchin’ it, payin’ good money to see them fellas fight. And Dana, he’s sittin’ pretty at the top, countin’ his cash.
They say he started out boxin’ when he was just a young fella, 17 years old or so. Then he went into coachin’, teachin’ other folks how to box. And somehow, from that, he ended up runnin’ this giant fightin’ empire. It’s like plantin’ a corn seed and endin’ up with a whole field, only this fella’s field is made of money!
And just recently, I heard tell he went and bought some more companies. Somethin’ about plannin’ events and hospitality, and another one about sports and media. Sounds like he’s tryin’ to get his fingers in every pie, that Dana is. He ain’t just about fightin’, it seems.
So, how much is he worth? Well, like I said, they say 500 million dollars. That’s a number so big, I can’t even hardly wrap my head around it. That’s enough money to buy all the chickens in the county, and probably all the watermelons too. Heck, that’s more money than the whole town’s seen in a lifetime, I reckon.
Now, I don’t know how them fellas over at Forbes figure all this stuff out, but they seem pretty sure about that 500 million number. And seein’ as how this Dana fella keeps buyin’ up more businesses, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s worth even more than that now. He’s a smart one, that Dana, always lookin’ for the next opportunity to make a buck. Just goes to show ya, you can make money doin’ all sorts of things these days.
In short, Dana White is a rich fella, real rich. 500 million dollars rich. That’s a whole lotta money, more than I can ever imagine. And he got it all from folks watchin’ other folks fight and slap. Goes to show ya, the world’s a strange place.
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