Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this whole Hailey Welch and JoJo Siwa thing. It’s all over the place, like chickens in the yard after a fox got in!
So, there’s this girl, Hailey Welch. Folks call her the “Hawk Tuah Girl,” don’t ask me why, sounds like somethin’ a rooster would say. Anyway, she’s got this podcast, “Talk Tuah,” and she had this JoJo Siwa on it. JoJo Siwa, now she’s a dancer, singer, been on them TV shows, all sparkly and whatnot. Like a firefly on a summer night, but louder.
Now, Hailey, she’s apparently thinkin’ she can fight. Yeah, you heard that right. Fight! Like them fellas in the ring, punchin’ and kickin’. And who does she wanna fight? Little JoJo Siwa! Can you believe that? It’s like a squirrel tryin’ to take on a bear.
- First off, JoJo Siwa, she ain’t no fighter. She’s a dancer, all twirlin’ and shakin’. She likes that hip hop stuff, and jazz, and that theater dancin’. She’s good at it, too, been on TV and all. She even made a song called “Karma,” though I ain’t heard it myself. Between you and me, I ain’t got time for all that dancin’ and singin’. Got chores to do, ya know?
- And this Hailey girl, well, I ain’t sure what she does besides talkin’ on that podcast. But some folks are sayin’ she wants to get trained by a real fighter, one of them mixed martial arts fellas. Guess she figures she needs some help if she’s gonna go up against, well, anyone really.
Now, the real fightin’ folks, the ones who watch them matches, they ain’t happy about this whole thing. They say it’s silly, this Hawk Tuah girl wantin’ to fight JoJo Siwa. And I gotta agree. It’s like tryin’ to milk a bull, just ain’t gonna work.
People were talkin’ ‘bout this fight happenin’ at some karate thing in July, between some fellas named Sam Alvey and Antonio Arroyo. But I don’t think it ever happened. And to be honest, it shouldn’t have. JoJo Siwa, she’s been busy doin’ her own thing. She was on them reality shows, like “Special Forces,” and she was a judge on “So You Think You Can Dance.” She’s a busy gal, ain’t got time for silly fights.
And let me tell ya somethin’ else about JoJo Siwa. She came out a while back, said she likes girls. Good for her, I say. It ain’t nobody’s business who you love, long as you ain’t hurtin’ nobody. It takes all kinds to make a world, just like in my garden, got all sorts of flowers and vegetables growin’ together.
This whole thing started on Hailey’s podcast. She called one of her episodes, “I’m fighting JoJo Siwa,” bold as brass, that one. And then they made a TikTok video, Hailey versus JoJo, just for laughs, I guess. Kids these days and their phones, always makin’ videos. Makes my head spin faster than a weathervane in a tornado.
So, what’s the deal with Hailey Welch and JoJo Siwa? Well, it seems like one of them wants to fight and the other one probably just wants to dance. It ain’t a real fight, more like a hen pecking at a goose. It’s just a bunch of noise and feathers, nothin’ serious. Folks are talkin’ about it, that’s for sure. But I reckon it’ll all blow over soon enough. Just like a summer storm, it comes in loud and then it’s gone.
In the end, it’s just a bit of silliness, somethin’ to get folks talkin’. But me? I got more important things to worry about, like gettin’ them tomatoes in before the frost hits. Now that’s a real fight, tryin’ to keep them plants alive!
Tags: [Hailey Welch, JoJo Siwa, Hawk Tuah Girl, Talk Tuah, Podcast, Fight, Dancer, Celebrity, Reality TV, Karma, MMA]
