Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Riddick Moss, or whatever names he goes by. I ain’t no wrestling expert, mind you, just a regular person watchin’ TV sometimes. But I seen this guy, big fella, muscles all over, you know the type.
So, they tell me his real name is Michael Carter Rallis. Born in 1989, which makes him… well, never you mind how old he is. He’s younger than me, that’s for sure! And get this, he used to play football, that college kind. Big surprise, huh? A big fella like him, runnin’ around, knockin’ folks down.
But then he switched to wrestlin’, this WWE stuff. They gave him all sorts of names, like Riddick Moss and Madcap Moss. Madcap, that sounds like somethin’ my grandson would say, always makin’ up silly words. Anyways, he wrestled for a while, even won some shiny belt, the 24/7 Champion they called it. Sounded important, I guess. He also won some big battle royal thing, Andre the Giant, somethin’ somethin’. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss to me.
Then, somethin’ happened with the company, some merger, they call it. Big fancy words for “they changed things around.” And wouldn’t you know it, they let Riddick go, or Madcap, or whatever his name was that day. Just like that, poof! Gone. Happens all the time, these big companies, they don’t care about the little folks.
- Real Name: Michael Carter Rallis
- Born: October 10, 1989
- Wrestling Names: Riddick Moss, Madcap Moss, Digg Rawlis, Mike Rawlis
- Used to play: College Football
- WWE Accomplishments: 24/7 Champion, Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal Winner (2022)
But don’t you worry ’bout him, he ain’t sittin’ around cryin’. He’s still wrestlin’, they say, on some independent circuit. That means he ain’t with the big guys no more, doin’ his own thing. Good for him, I say. Always better to be your own boss, if you can manage it.
And here’s the kicker, this big wrestler fella, he got himself hitched! Married some girl named Tenille, they call her Emma too, I reckon. They went all the way to Hawaii to do it, fancy pants, huh? Apparently, Hawaii is smack dab in the middle between where she’s from, Australia, and where he’s from, Minnesota. Well, good for them. Hope they’re happy, those two lovebirds.
So that’s the story, as far as I can tell. Riddick Moss, Madcap Moss, Michael Carter Rallis, whatever you wanna call him. Big fella, wrestled, got let go, got married. Life goes on, even for wrestlers. Just like it does for the rest of us, I reckon.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about wrestlin’ made me hungry. And you know, thinking about it, he seems like a nice young man. Strong, but nice. Just the kind you want around when you need a jar opened or something heavy moved. Hope he and his wife have a good life, and maybe some strong little wrestlers of their own someday.
And who knows, maybe he’ll show up on that wrestling show again one day. These things always seem to go in circles. One day you’re in, the next day you’re out, then you’re back in again. Just like the seasons, or the price of eggs, for that matter.
Anyway, that’s all I got to say about Riddick Moss, or Madcap, or whatever his name is. He’s a wrestler, he was on TV, and now he’s doing his own thing. And he got married. That’s about it. Now, where did I put that frying pan…
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