Alright, let’s gab a bit about this fella, Juan Soto. Folks keep askin’, “Is Juan Soto married?” Well, lemme tell ya what I know, or what I heard tell, anyways.
Now, I ain’t never met the man myself, but from what I gather, he’s a big deal in that baseball thing. You know, the one with the bats and balls? They say he hits them balls real far. Real, real far. Like, outta the park far. Heard he got himself a whole heap of money for doin’ it too. Millions and millions, they say. Can you imagine? Lord have mercy.
Anyways, back to this marryin’ business. Nobody’s said nothin’ ’bout him havin’ a wife. You’d think if a fella that famous got hitched, it’d be all over the news, right? Like when that fella down the road, Billy Bob, married that gal from the next town over. Everybody and their dog knew about it. But with this Juan fella? Nothin’ but crickets chirpin’ on that front.
- So, first thing’s first: no wife mentioned anywhere.
- Second thing: He’s still young, that fella. Maybe he ain’t ready to settle down yet. Maybe he’s too busy hittin’ them balls and makin’ all that money.
- Third thing: Some folks say he’s got a family, though. A momma and a pappa, for sure. And I heard tell he’s got a younger brother too, plays baseball just like him. But a wife? Nope, ain’t heard a peep.
Now, they do talk a lot about his baseball stuff. They say he’s a real star, one of the best. An “All-Star”, they call him. And he’s won some kinda awards too, “Silver Slugger” somethin’ or others. Sounds fancy, don’t it? He plays for some teams, used to be with the Washington fellas, now he’s with the New York Mets. That’s what the TV said, anyways. And that fella that owns the Mets, he’s got a wife. But that ain’t Juan, that’s for sure.
They even say this Juan fella got himself the biggest contract ever in sports. Can you believe it? Seven hundred and sixty-five million dollars! That’s enough money to buy a whole town, I reckon. Maybe two! With all that money, he could marry just about anybody he wanted, I suppose. But still, no wife in sight.
He’s real good at hittin’ them home runs, they say. Forty-one of ’em last year! And he walks a lot too. Seven hundred walks in his whole career, they said. Don’t know what that means exactly, but it sounds like a lot. They compare him to some other fellas, fellas from way back when. But those fellas, some of ’em had wives, I betcha. This Juan, though, he’s a mystery.
They talk about him bein’ from some place called the Dominican Republic. That’s a long ways away from here, I tell ya. Maybe they do things different over there. Maybe they don’t get married so young. Or maybe they just keep their marryin’ business a little more private. Who knows?
So, the long and short of it is, as far as I can tell, Juan Soto ain’t married. Not yet, anyways. He’s busy bein’ a baseball star and makin’ a whole heap of money. Maybe one day he’ll find himself a nice gal and settle down. But for now, it seems like he’s single as a dollar bill. And that’s all I got to say about that.
And if he ever does get married, you can bet your bottom dollar I’ll hear about it. Folks ’round here love to gossip, you know.
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