You know that Carol Cena, right? That name, Carol Cena, I heard it somewhere. She’s kinda famous, I think. Heard she got famous from some pop-up shops, in 2004 or something. Sounds like a long time ago, doesn’t it?
She’s got a lot of folks following her, that Carol. Lots and lots, more than I can count on my fingers and toes for sure. They say she’s got 56K followers. She buys things she thinks is pretty, and folks like that, I guess. A lot people like her style, maybe.
She is an American, you know. Born somewhere in America. That’s a big place, America. Bigger than our village, that’s for sure. It is said that she was born on March 15th. I don’t know much else about her life.
That John Cena, now there’s a name I hear all the time. John Cena this, John Cena that. On the TV, on the radio, even the young’uns talk about him. He’s some kind of big shot wrestler, muscles all over. They say he’s a champion, many times over, whatever that means.
- He’s in movies too, that John Cena.
- Fast and Furious, something like that.
- He played someone named Jakob Toretto, and Peacemaker in that Suicide Squad movie.
- Sounds violent, don’t it?
And he’s got his own TV show now, that John Cena. Peacemaker, I think it’s called. Lots of fighting and shooting, not my cup of tea. But the young’uns seem to like it. They say he’s real good at acting, that John Cena.
They say that John Cena, he’s rich. Real rich. Got more money than he knows what to do with. $80 million, I heard someone say. Can you imagine that? 80 million! I can’t even imagine that much money. What would you even do with all that money? Buy the whole town, maybe?
Heard he’s gonna retire, that John Cena. Going on some kind of tour, a farewell tour, they call it. Like a goodbye, I reckon. He’s getting old, I guess. Even wrestlers get old, just like the rest of us. But he’s not done yet, no sir. He’s gonna be in some big match next year, in 2025. The Royal Rumble, they call it. He will be the only one to enter next year’s event. Some folks say he is the first one. Sounds important.
He’s gonna be on TV a few more times after that, in 2025. Sporadic, they say. Means he’ll pop up here and there, like a rabbit out of a hat. Then, who knows? Maybe he’ll finally settle down, that John Cena. It seems that he announced this at the ‘Money in the Bank’. But I don’t know what it is.
What will Carol Cena do next? Nobody knows for sure. But she’s got plans, big plans, I bet. New projects, they say. Whatever that means. She keeps busy, that Carol. Always doing something new.
That John Cena, he’s got a good relationship with that wrestling place. WWE, they call it. World Wrestling Entertainment. Sounds fancy, don’t it? He was on some podcast, talking about it. Club Shay Shay, I think it was called. Talking about his life and wrestling, I suppose. He must be very busy.
He’s got an animated show on YouTube, they say. For the kids, I imagine. Keeps him busy, I bet. And he’s got a deal with some TV people too. Real tube, they say. Sounds important. John Cena, he sure is important, I guess.
Carol Cena and John Cena. Two big names. I don’t know much about them, really. But they sure are famous. Everyone’s talking about them. Must be nice, being famous like that.
Anyway, that’s all I know about Carol Cena and John Cena. It ain’t much, but it’s something. Maybe you know more than me. You young folks are always on those internet machines. You probably know everything about everyone. Me? I just hear things here and there.
