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Alright, let’s talk about this Dolph Ziggler fella. I ain’t no wrestling expert, mind you, but I’ve seen a match or two on that there TV. Seems like this Dolph guy, he gets beat up a lot. I mean, a whole lot.
This “bleed” thing, well, that just sounds nasty. Like when my old rooster got into a fight with the neighbor’s dog. Feathers and blood everywhere. Don’t like to think about it too much. But this Dolph, he’s always gettin’ himself busted up. I saw this video once, someone sent it to my grandson, and there he was, this Dolph, face all bloody. Made me wanna fetch a towel and some of that good ol’ homemade remedy my grandma used to make.
They say he’s got money, this Dolph. Three million dollars, or somethin’ like that. Lord have mercy, that’s a lot of chickens! You could buy a whole farm with that kind of money. But then again, maybe he needs it, what with all them doctors’ bills. Gettin’ beat up all the time ain’t cheap, I reckon.
Heard tell he fought this fella, Sheamus, and got cut real bad. Sheamus, that’s a big ol’ brute, looks like he could wrestle a bear and win. Dolph, he’s tough, gotta give him that, but sometimes I think he’s a bit… I don’t know… foolish? Like that time he tried to climb the well when he was just a little tyke. Kept fallin’ down, but kept tryin’. Stubborn, that’s what he is. Just like my Billy, bless his heart.
- He’s got money, they say.
- Always gettin’ beat up, poor fella.
- Fights all kinds of folks, big and small.
Then there’s this other fella, Austin Theory. Sounds like a fancy name, like somethin’ you’d find in a book. Apparently, he got mad at Dolph and beat him up too. Seems like everybody wants a piece of Dolph. Makes you wonder if he owes someone money or somethin’. Like that time old man Johnson owed money to the bank, they took his tractor. Sad day that was.
And this Rey Mysterio fella? Don’t know much about him, but he fought Dolph too. Seems like Dolph is always fightin’ for some kinda championship. Like them ribbons they give out at the county fair, only these are belts, I guess. He won some, lost some. That’s life, ain’t it? You win some, you lose some. Just like my prize-winning pumpkin, got eaten by the dang rabbits one year.
They say he went down to somethin’ called NXT to wrestle. Sounds like he’s lookin’ for some new folks to fight with. Maybe he got tired of the old ones always beatin’ him up. Can’t say I blame him. Sometimes you gotta change things up a bit, you know? Like when I moved my garden patch last year, the tomatoes grew bigger and better than ever.
Anyways, this Dolph fella, he’s a tough one. Gets knocked down, but he gets back up. Reminds me a bit of my old mule, stubborn as can be but always got the job done. I don’t know if he’ll ever be the top dog, but he keeps on tryin’. And that’s somethin’ to be admired, I reckon. Even if he does end up bleedin’ a lot.
So, what’s the deal with Dolph Ziggler and bleeding? Well, seems like he bleeds a lot cause he fights a lot, gets beat up a lot, and faces a lot of tough opponents. He’s got money, but he’s got a lot of bruises too. And that’s about all I know about that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
Tags: [Dolph Ziggler, WWE, Wrestling, Bleeding, Sheamus, Austin Theory, Rey Mysterio, NXT, Injury]
