Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout this NXT Results thing. I ain’t no expert, ya know, just tellin’ it like I see it.
So, they got this fella, Trick Williams, right? He’s the NXT Champion. And he whooped that Ridge Holland fella. Kept his title, he did. Good for him, I guess. Shows them young’uns what hard work does, eh?
They had this Deadline show, big deal in Minneapolis. Folks sayin’ it was one of the best NXT shows all year. They had these Iron Survivor Challenges, men and women. Giulia, she won the women’s one. And that Oba Femi, he won the men’s. Sounded like a real barn burner, them matches did.
Then there’s this Lola Vice, tough gal she is. She beat Jaida Parker in a match they called “Underground.” Sounded rough, let me tell ya. Like a good ol’ fashioned scrap in the mud, probably. These young people, always findin’ new ways to beat each other up.
- Trick Williams beat Ridge Holland, kept his NXT Championship.
- Giulia won the women’s Iron Survivor Challenge.
- Oba Femi won the men’s Iron Survivor Challenge.
- Lola Vice beat Jaida Parker in an NXT Underground match.
And this Fallon Henley girl, she just won a title, and then she had to fight that Kelani Jordan again. Folks were wonderin’ if she could do it without some kinda “Fatal Influence,” whatever that is. Sounds fishy to me. But she did it, that girl’s tough as nails.
They got this Roxanne Perez girl too. She fought some “unique threat.” Don’t know what that means, but sounds scary. Guess she handled it though, she’s a fighter.
Then there’s that Chase U stuff. Music playin’, crowd goin’ wild, and then boom, Ridge Holland comes crashin’ through their logo. Drama, drama, always drama with these wrestling folks. Keeps ya on the edge of yer seat, I suppose.
And that Miz fella, he showed up too. Talkin’ and talkin’, like he always does. Guess he had somethin’ important to say. These fellas always think they got somethin’ important to say. But they gotta get them eyeballs on the screen somehow.
They had Roxanne Perez fightin’ Giulia too. That was a big one. And then the main event, whatever that was. Always gotta have a big main event to keep folks happy. It’s like when you save the best piece of pie for last, ya know?
Now, they show this NXT stuff on Tuesdays, 8 p.m. Eastern Time on somethin’ called “The CW.” Don’t know what that is, but it’s where you gotta go if you wanna watch. Used to be on Wednesdays, they say, and on that “WWE Network” thing. Can’t keep up with all this newfangled technology, I tell ya.
And there’s this “NXT Level Training” thing. Says it helps folks unlock their potential. Sounds fancy. Guess it’s for learnin’ new skills, for work and such. Not for old folks like me, I reckon. We learned our skills the hard way, out in the fields.
So, that’s the NXT Results, best as I can tell ya. Lots of fightin’, lots of yellin’, and lots of folks winnin’ and losin’. Just like life, I guess. Only with more spandex and fake punches. But hey, it keeps them young’uns entertained, and that’s somethin’, ain’t it? WWE NXT , that’s what they call it. Full of youngsters, always battlin’ to make an impression they say. Well, they sure are makin’ a lot of noise doin’ it.
They also had this tag team match, something about big mouths gettin’ them in trouble. Seems like common sense to me, keep yer trap shut and do yer job, but these youngsters, they always gotta be yappin’. Two for one for the tag team champions, whatever that means. Guess they were busy that night.
And they say it’s the end of an era for NXT? Well, things always changin’, ain’t they? New champions comin’ up, old ones movin’ on. Circle of life, I guess, even in the wrestling world. And there’s always some new challenger poppin’ up, tryin’ to take that top spot. Keeps things interestin’, gotta give ’em that.
So there you have it. That’s the lowdown on them NXT results. Hope it made some sense to ya. If not, well, it’s just a bunch of folks wrestlin’ anyway. Nothin’ too complicated.
