the wyatt sicks wwe

Alright, so listen up, y’all. Let me tell ya ’bout this Wyatt Sicks thing in that wrestlin’ show, the WWE. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I watch it sometimes when I ain’t got nothin’ better to do, you know, like chasin’ chickens or somethin’.

So, there’s these fellas, right? They call themselves the Wyatt Sicks. Sounds kinda spooky, don’t it? Like somethin’ you’d catch if you ain’t careful. Anyways, they got this leader, Uncle Howdy. Now, they say he’s really that fella, Bo Dallas, but with a different name, like how I call my husband “sugar” even though his name’s Earl.

This Uncle Howdy, he ain’t alone. He’s got a whole bunch of ’em with him. There’s this big fella, Erick Rowan, looks like he could pull a tractor outta the mud with his bare hands. Then there’s Dexter Lumis, kinda quiet, don’t say much, but he’s got these creepy eyes that stare right through ya. And don’t forget Joe Gacy, another one of them spooky lookin’ types. They all wear these masks, hidin’ their faces like they done somethin’ wrong.

Now, from what I hear, they used to have this lady, Nikki Cross, with ’em too. But I ain’t seen her lately, so maybe she went off to do somethin’ else, you know, like tendin’ to the garden or somethin’. Womenfolk got things to do, can’t be wrestlin’ all the time.

These Wyatt Sicks, they on this show called Raw. It’s one of them wrestlin’ shows, lots of folks jumpin’ around and yellin’. They a stable, they say. Means they stick together, like a bunch of cows in a field durin’ a storm.

• Uncle Howdy (Bo Dallas): The leader, kinda spooky.
• Erick Rowan: The big strong one.
• Dexter Lumis: The quiet one with the creepy eyes.
• Joe Gacy: Another spooky lookin’ fella.

They was hidin’ their faces for a while, them masks and all. But then, just the other day, they ripped them masks right off! Showed their faces for the whole world to see. Folks was gasp and all, like they seen a ghost. I reckon it was on that YouTube thing, all them young folks are always watchin’. My grandson showed me, he’s always fiddlin’ with that phone of his.

Now, they been wrestlin’ with some other fellas, the Creed Brothers and that Chad Gable fella and his bunch. They call ’em American Made, sounds kinda patriotic, don’t it? I reckon it’s like them city folks versus us country folk, always fightin’ over somethin’. Just like Earl and that neighbor of ours, always arguin’ about whose fence is whose.

One of them Wyatt Sicks, I ain’t sure which one, he put somethin’ on that social media thing. Sounded all mysterious, like he was lost or somethin’. Maybe he got lost in the cornfield, happens to the best of us. Anyway, folks are wonderin’ where he is, if he’s comin’ back to Raw or what.

I tell ya, this wrestlin’ stuff is somethin’ else. All this drama and fightin’. But it’s kinda entertainin’, I guess. Keeps me from fallin’ asleep in my rocker, that’s for sure. And these Wyatt Sicks, they sure know how to stir up trouble. Keeps things interestin’, you know? Just like when that darn rooster gets loose in the henhouse, all heck breaks loose.

So, that’s the gist of it, y’all. The Wyatt Sicks in the WWE. A bunch of masked fellas, led by this Uncle Howdy fella, fightin’ other fellas on that Raw show. They took off their masks, revealed their faces, and now everyone’s talkin’ ’bout it. And one of ’em might be missin’, who knows? It’s all a big ol’ soap opera, if you ask me. But hey, it’s somethin’ to watch, right?

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them biscuits in the oven. Don’t want ’em to burn, unlike some of them wrestlers’ careers, ha!