This here’s ’bout that Undertaker fella, the one they call the dead man. He’s a big wrestler, ya know? He’s got this thing, this WrestleMania record, 25 wins and 2 losses. That’s a whole lotta wins, I tell ya.
He’s been at it for years, this Undertaker. Wrestlin’ all them young’uns. He’s got a streak, or he did, at this WrestleMania thing. Like, he won 21 times in a row! Can you believe that? 21 times! Some of them other fellas, they don’t even get to go to this WrestleMania thing 21 times, let alone win that many. It’s like pickin’ 21 beans from a big ol’ bag, one at a time. Every time, you get a bean! That’s what this Undertaker done at WrestleMania.
They say he’s won all sorts of belts, too. Like, four of them WWF or WWE championships, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, don’t it? And three of them World Heavyweight somethin’ or others. One time he even won a Hardcore Championship. Heard it was a real rough one, that. And six times, he and some other fella won the Tag Team, they call it. Sounds like a dance to me, but I reckon it ain’t. This Undertaker, he’s a real winner, that’s for sure.
He even won that Royal Rumble thing, back in 2007. They all get in there and try to throw each other out. It’s a real mess, but he won it! Just like findin’ the biggest potato in the whole darn garden. He did that.
- 25 wins at WrestleMania.
- Only 2 losses. That ain’t bad.
- Won a bunch of championships.
- Won that Royal Rumble thing.
One time, he wrestled this Shawn Michaels fella. Heard it was a real big deal. Everyone was watchin’. Musta been somethin’, ’cause they said it was one of the main things on that WrestleMania 25 thing. A whole lotta folks paid to watch it, too. Like, 960,000 of ’em! That’s more folks than I ever seen in my whole life. Imagine all them people watchin’ you. I couldn’t do it. I’d be scared as a chicken in a fox den.
Undertaker, he’s been wrestlin’ for a long time. Longer than some of them young’uns have been alive, I bet. He’s tougher than an old boot, that one. I reckon he could wrestle a bear and win. My ol’ man used to say, “That boy’s tougher than a two-dollar steak.” And that’s what Undertaker is, a two-dollar steak in a world of ground beef.
He had that long streak, 21 wins in a row at WrestleMania. But then, somethin’ happened. He lost a couple. Still, 25 wins and 2 losses, that’s nothin’ to sneeze at. It’s like plantin’ a whole field of corn and only losin’ two stalks. You still got a whole lotta corn! That’s this Undertaker WrestleMania record, 25-2. A whole lotta wins.
I heard about some other matches he had, too. He fought Triple H and them McMahon fellas. Shane and Vince, I think their names was. Then there was this Legacy group, with Randy Orton and a couple of other boys. Orton won some championship from Triple H, I heard. It’s all very confusin’, but it sounds like a lot of fuss over nothin’, don’t it?
One time, this other fella, Batista, took Vince’s place in a match. Lots of switchin’ around, like musical chairs, but with more punchin’. These wrestlers, they’re always fightin’ about somethin’. But this Undertaker, he just keeps on winnin’, most of the time, any way.
Ya know, 25 wins and only 2 losses. Most folks can’t even get to WrestleMania that many times. It’s like winnin’ the lottery every year for 25 years. Except for two, of course. But who’s countin’? Well, I guess I am. 25-2, that’s the Undertaker’s WrestleMania record. And that’s somethin’ to be proud of, I reckon. If I won that many times, I’d be braggin’ more than a rooster at sunrise. But I ain’t no wrestler. I’m just an old lady who likes to watch a good match every now and then. And this Undertaker, he sure puts on a good show, don’t he? That’s all I know. I think I need to go sit down now, my legs are tirin’ out just thinkin’ about all that wrestlin’.
Yeah, that Undertaker. He is a good one. He wins a lot, like a cat catchin’ mice. This record, 25-2, that is good.
