Alright, let’s talk about this “th11 army” thing, whatever that means. My grandson told me to blabber about it, said it’s important for them young folks and their games. Said I gotta use fancy words, like “SEO” and “keywords.” Don’t know what that jibber-jabber is, but I’ll yap about it like I know somethin’.
So, this th11 army, sounds like a bunch of little fellers fightin’. Like them toy soldiers my boy used to have. But no, they tell me it’s in a game, on them fancy phones and computers. Gotta build yourself an army, they say. Well, back in my day, an army was just Pa and the boys chasin’ a fox out the henhouse. But these young’uns, they got all sorts of crazy contraptions.
- Ice Golem and that big lizard thing, a “drag” they call it. Sounds scary.
- Then there’s this hound and loon combo. Reminds me of old Bessie, our huntin’ dog, chasin’ after them silly birds. My grandson says it’s good for “queen walks,” whatever that is. Queens don’t walk, they sit on thrones, ain’t that right?
- Baby drags, witches, and them archer fellers. Witches, now that’s somethin’ I understand. Old Maggie down the road, she was a witch, always stirrin’ up trouble and makin’ them weird potions. But these witches in the game, they help you fight, I guess.
- Ice Golem, baby drags, and valks… sounds like a hodgepodge to me. Like throwin’ everything in the pot and hopin’ it tastes good. But they say it works, so who am I to argue?
My grandson, he showed me some other stuff, this “BoWiBa” thing. Said it’s the best for knockin’ things down, like a good ol’ thunderstorm tearin’ through the cornfield. Sounds powerful, that’s for sure. These youngsters, they sure love knockin’ things down, even if it’s just pretend.
And the point of all this fightin’? Three stars. Not sure what that means either. Maybe it’s like gettin’ three gold stars in school, back when they actually cared about learnin’. But these kids, they get their stars from smashin’ stuff. Guess times have changed.
Now, my grandson showed me one way to get them stars. This “GoHog” thing. Sounds like a pig farm gone wild. You use a Golem, that big rock fella, and then you send in the hog riders. Hog riders, I tell you! Imagine ridin’ a pig into battle! That’d be a sight to see. Probably smell somethin’ awful though.
He told me somethin’ about strategy, too. Said you can’t just throw your fellers in there willy-nilly. Gotta have a plan, like plantin’ your crops. You don’t just scatter seeds and hope for the best, do ya? No, you gotta plan it out, make sure everything gets enough sun and water. Same with this army thing. Gotta figure out where to send your Golems, where to send your witches, when to unleash the hog riders. It’s all a big puzzle, I guess.
And then there’s the defense, I hear. Can’t just go around attackin’ without protectin’ your own stuff. Like buildin’ a fence around your garden to keep the critters out. Gotta have walls, gotta have traps, gotta have somethin’ to keep them other fellers from stealin’ your stars. It’s a never-endin’ battle, seems like. Always fightin’, always buildin’, always plannin’. Makes me tired just thinkin’ about it.
This th11 army stuff, it’s a whole different world from what I know. But I guess it’s important to these young folks. Gives ‘em somethin’ to do, somethin’ to think about. And who knows, maybe it teaches ‘em somethin’ too. Maybe it teaches ‘em about strategy, about teamwork, about not givin’ up. Or maybe it just teaches ‘em how to smash stuff real good. Either way, it’s their world now, and I’m just an old woman tryin’ to make sense of it all. So, if you’re lookin’ for tips on how to build your th11 army, well, I ain’t got much. Just remember what I said: plan it out, protect your stuff, and don’t be afraid to ride a pig into battle, if that’s what it takes to get them three stars. And most importantly, have some fun, ya hear?
