Alright, so listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this Tegan Nox gal, seems like she ain’t too happy ’bout some things. I heard some folks talkin’, you know, and I pieced it together. This wrestling thing, it ain’t all sunshine and roses, that’s for sure.
First off, that poor girl, she hurt her knee real bad. Real bad, I tell ya! Just seconds into a match with that Rhea Ripley, the big strong one. I saw it on the TV, made me wince, it did. Looked mighty painful, like when my Bessie fell outta the hayloft, bless her heart. Tegan, she tried to keep goin’, tough girl she is, but couldn’t. That’s gotta sting, not just the knee, but the pride too.
Then there’s this whole WWE thing, the main roster and all that. They call it SmackDown. Sounds fancy, but seems like it’s a whole lotta ups and downs. She got there, yeah, in 2022, but things ain’t been smooth sailin’. Folks was pushin’ her, they say, after Becky somethin’-or-other won some title. But I dunno, this whole “gimmick” they talk about, I don’t get it. Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me. Why’d they move her up so fast? Maybe too fast, huh?
- Hurt Knee
- WWE Main Roster
- Push and Gimmick
And get this, Rhea, that big girl Tegan fought, she said somethin’ ’bout Tegan savin’ her career. Imagine that! But then I hear Tegan’s losin’ matches, comin’ up short against Becky Lynch. Now, Becky, she’s a tough one, I seen her on TV. But Tegan, she wanted that title, they said, a delayed shot. Must be heartbreaking, like when your prize-winning pumpkin gets squashed by a runaway tractor.
Seems like Tegan, she just wants to move on from all them injuries. Wants to make somethin’ new of herself, they say. Forge a new path, that’s what the fancy folks call it. Like plowin’ a new field, I guess, after the last one dried up. She’s talkin’ to people, tellin’ her story. Maybe that helps, gettin’ it all out. Like talkin’ to your neighbor over the fence, ‘cept she’s talkin’ to the whole dang world, I reckon.
Then, wouldn’t ya know it, they let her go! WWE, they released her. Just like that. Happened last month, they said. She was gonna go back to England, wrestle over there. But somethin’ happened, plans changed. Life’s like that sometimes, ain’t it? One minute you’re plantin’ corn, the next a storm comes and washes it all away.
She did come back to WWE though, in 2021 and then again 2022. Even teamed up with some girl named Shotzi, won some tag team championship. But still, sounds like a bumpy ride. Makes ya wonder if she’s happy, you know? All that fightin’, all that hurtin’, all that movin’ around. Maybe she just wants a little peace and quiet, like me sittin’ on my porch with a glass of iced tea.
This whole wrestling business, it’s a tough life, I tell ya. Not for the faint of heart. Tegan Nox, she’s a strong one, that’s for sure. But even the strong ones get tired, get hurt, get unhappy. Hope she finds what she’s lookin’ for, whatever that may be. Maybe a nice farm, some chickens, a good man… That’s what I’d want, anyway. But then again, I ain’t Tegan Nox, am I?
So there ya have it, the story of Tegan Nox, as best as I can tell it. A whole lotta ups and downs, hurts and hopes. Just like life, I guess. Only with more spandex and body slams.
