Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Scarlett Bordeaux and Seth Rollins thing, you know? Don’t expect no fancy words from me, I just say it like I see it.
First off, who’s this Seth Rollins fella? Well, from what I gather, he’s a big shot wrestler. A real tough guy, you know? He’s been gone for a while, got himself hurt, they say. Injured, yeah, that’s the word. Like that time my old man tried to lift that heavy pig, ended up in bed for a week!
They say Seth Rollins got hurt by some other big fella, Bronson Reed, or something. Anyways, he was gone for a spell, almost four months they say. That’s a long time to be laid up, I tell ya. He’s back now, though. Back on somethin’ called “Monday Night RAW”. Sounds like a hoedown to me, but with more punchin’ and less dancin’, I reckon.
- He’s a tough guy.
- He got hurt, needed time to heal.
- He’s back now, wrestling again.
Now, this Scarlett Bordeaux, she’s a wrestler too, I guess. A tough gal, probably. They say she and another fella, Kross, got let go from that wrestling place, then came back. Like a bad penny, always turnin’ up, eh? She even wrestled somewhere else, MLW, during somethin’ called a “Fusion”. Sounds complicated. She’s probably good at what she does, these wrestling women are somethin’ else these days.
So, what’s the deal with Seth Rollins and Scarlett Bordeaux? Well, from what I can tell, there ain’t no “deal” deal, you know? They ain’t sweethearts or nothin’. They just both happen to be in this wrestling world. It’s like sayin’ old man Johnson and Mrs. Henderson are connected ‘cause they both shop at the same grocery store.
Folks are talkin’ ’bout Seth Rollins bein’ friends with that Roman Reigns fella. They been through thick and thin together, apparently. Travelin’ around, becoming big names. That’s nice, I guess. Reminds me of me and Martha back in the day, always together, shuckin’ corn and gossiping.
Now, they’re sayin’ Seth Rollins ain’t gonna be at some fightin’ event called “Bad Blood” in Atlanta. That’s fine by me, Atlanta’s too far to travel anyway. He probably needs a rest, all that wrestlin’ must wear a man out. Like how I get after chasin’ them chickens all day.
So, what’s it all mean? Well, it means Seth Rollins is back from bein’ hurt, and Scarlett Bordeaux is still wrestlin’. They’re in the same business, that’s all. Don’t go makin’ it more complicated than it needs to be. They fight, they get hurt, they come back, they fight again. It’s their job, I reckon.
And that’s all I got to say about that. Don’t expect no fancy conclusions or nothin’. Life’s simple, really. You work hard, you get tired, you rest up, and then you do it all over again. Just like them wrestlers, I guess.
In short: Seth Rollins got hurt, got better, and is back. Scarlett Bordeaux is wrestlin’. They ain’t a couple, they just work in the same place. And Seth ain’t fightin’ in Atlanta. That’s it, plain and simple.
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