Alright, so you wanna know about this Taryn Kennedy, huh? Let me tell ya, I ain’t no fancy writer or nothin’, just gonna tell it like it is. Sounds like a young’un’s name, that Taryn. Don’t hear names like that ’round here much, mostly just Marys and Johns, ya know?
First thing I did, ’cause I ain’t got no fancy computer skills, is I asked my grandson to look her up on that Face-thingy, Facebook, that’s it. He says there’s a bunch of ’em on there. Says it’s like a phone book, but for the whole world. Can ya believe that? The whole world! Anyways, seems like lots of folks named Taryn Kennedy wanna connect with other folks. Sharing stuff, they call it. Pictures and whatnot. My grandson showed me some, all blurry to me, but he says they’re pretty.
Then, this Link-something, LinkedIn, my grandson says it’s for work people. You know, like when you’re tryin’ to find a job, or show off how good you are at your job. Seems like there’s a few Taryn Kennedys on there too. Professionals, they call ’em. Smart folks, I guess, wearin’ them fancy suits and talkin’ all proper. More than ten of ’em, my grandson says. Ten! That’s a whole lotta Taryn Kennedys.
So, who is this Taryn Kennedy then? Seems like she could be anyone, really. Could be a young gal just outta school, could be a grandma like me for all I know. Facebook says she wants to connect, LinkedIn says she’s a professional. It’s all a bit confusing if you ask me.
My grandson, he keeps diggin’ around on that computer of his. Says there’s somethin’ called #TodaysDaughters and one of them Taryn Kennedys is part of it. A DAR member, whatever that is. Sounds important, though, like them ladies who wear fancy hats and talk about history. From Philadelphia, he says. That’s a big city, ain’t it? Lots of folks there, probably lots more Taryn Kennedys.
- Facebook: Lots of folks sharing and connecting.
- LinkedIn: Professionals, smart folks in suits.
- #TodaysDaughters: Important ladies, history buffs, from Philadelphia.
Then, he finds somethin’ else, somethin’ about a baseball player’s wife. Ken Griffey Junior, ever heard of him? My grandson says he was a big deal. Anyways, this Taryn Kennedy, or maybe it’s a different one, is mentioned in somethin’ about his wife. See, it just keeps gettin’ more and more confusing. It’s like tryin’ to catch a chicken in the yard, they all look the same runnin’ around.
So, what have we learned about Taryn Kennedy? Well, not much for sure. Could be a young girl, could be a fancy professional, could be a lady who likes history, could be someone connected to a baseball player. Seems like Taryn Kennedy is a popular name, lots of folks sharin’ it. It’s like tryin’ to find a needle in a haystack, only the haystack is made of Taryn Kennedys.
If you really wanna know about a specific Taryn Kennedy, you gotta be more specific yourself. Like, which town she lives in, what she does for a livin’, that kinda stuff. Otherwise, you’re just gonna be swimmin’ in a sea of Taryn Kennedys and never find the one you’re lookin’ for. It’s like lookin’ for a certain cow in a whole pasture of cows, they all just look like cows, ya know?
This whole computer thing is mighty confusin’ to me. Back in my day, if you wanted to know about someone, you just asked around town. Now, you gotta type in some words and hope you find the right person amongst all the others. Seems like a lot of work, if you ask me. But hey, that’s the way the world is now, I guess. Always changin’, always movin’ too fast. Makes an old lady like me tired just thinkin’ about it.
So, there ya have it. That’s all I know about Taryn Kennedy. Which one? Your guess is as good as mine. Maybe she’s nice, maybe she’s not. Maybe she’s famous, maybe she’s just ordinary. It’s a mystery, I tell ya, a real mystery.
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