Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Roman Reigns, and that hair of his. Folks keep yappin’ about it, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, ya know?
Now, I ain’t no fancy hairdresser or nothin’, but I got eyes. This Roman, he’s been around a while, wrestlin’ and such. And that hair, it’s been there with him, long and flowin’. They say it’s somethin’ to do with his family, them Samoans, they like the long hair. Makes sense, I guess. My cousin Earl, he had hair down to his backside, though it wasn’t as pretty as this Roman’s, I tell ya.
This fella’s hair, it ain’t just long, it’s… somethin’ else. They say he’s got some thin spots, like on his temples and cheeks. Well, shoot, who don’t? We all gettin’ older, hair falls out, skin sags. Happens to the best of us. But he still looks strong, that Roman. Like he could wrestle a bear and win, even with a bald spot or two.
- He shaves part of his head, makes a real clean line. Don’t know how he does it so perfect, must take a steady hand.
- Then he’s got that long part, all wavy and wet-lookin’ sometimes. Reminds me of my sister’s poodle after she give it a bath.
And the way he styles it, all different ways. Sometimes it’s down, sometimes it’s in a bun, sometimes it’s… well, I don’t know what you call it, but it looks fancy. They say he’s got like, seven different ways he does it. Seven! I got one way, and that’s if I remember to comb it. This Roman, he’s got more time on his hands than me, that’s for sure.
They had this show, Bad Blood 2024, and he was there, hair and all. People were watchin’ him, cheerin’, booing, whatever they do at them wrestlin’ shows. But you can bet they were lookin’ at that hair, too. It’s kinda like part of the show, you know? Like his muscles, or that vest he wears. It’s all part of the package.
Now, some folks compare him to this other wrestler, Edge. They say Edge was better, won more championships. Maybe so. I ain’t followin’ all that closely. But Edge, he had hair too. Different hair, though. I reckon hair don’t make you a good wrestler, but it sure helps you stand out. And this Roman, he stands out alright. Big fella, big hair, big personality. Can’t miss him.
I saw this thing on the internet, a video, showin’ how he does his hair. Can you believe it? People wanna know how he does his hair! Well, I guess it’s better than watchin’ paint dry, ain’t it? They talk about his “hair bun” and his “new hairstyle.” Shoot, it’s all hair to me. But I guess that’s why they call him the “undisputed champion.” He’s got the hair of a champion, too.
So, there you have it. My thoughts on Roman Reigns’ hair. Long, strong, sometimes wavy, sometimes in a bun. It’s hair, alright. And it’s his hair. He can do what he wants with it. Me? I’m just glad I still got some hair to comb, even if it ain’t as fancy as that Roman’s.
This whole thing about hairstyles, it’s somethin’ else. Young folks these days, they got all sorts of crazy ways of doin’ their hair. Me? I just keep it simple. But this Roman, he shows you can be strong and still care about your hair, I guess. He’s a tough guy, but he takes care of himself, and that includes his hair. Good for him, I say. Good for him.
Tags: [Roman Reigns, WWE, Hairstyle, Haircut, Wrestler, Samoan, Long Hair, Hair Bun, Bad Blood 2024, Edge]
