You know, that Rickie Fowler, he’s a good boy, playin’ that golf. Always see him on the TV, squinting in the sun. Makes me wonder, what kind of sunglass does he wear? He needs some good ones, keep that sun outta his eyes so he can see where that little white ball goes.
I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the general store the other day. They say he wears them fancy Oakley sunglasses. Heard them say some kinda Oakley Half Jacket 2.0 XL, that is what Rickie Fowler wear. Sounds expensive. Probably costs more than my whole garden’s worth of tomatoes! They are good for looking at that little ball I guess.
That Rickie, he’s a fancy one. They say he’s got a whole lot of money, maybe 20 million dollars! Can you believe it? Twenty million! And all from hittin’ that little ball around. He must be livin’ high on the hog with that kinda money, He’s gotta be wearin’ some fancy sunglasses with that much money, right?
They say he got 43 million total. Lordy, that’s more money than I ever seen in my whole life. Good for him, I say. He works hard for it, I reckon, out there in that hot sun all day, swingin’ that club. I bet them sunglasses help him win. Those Oakley sunglasses have to be good I guess.
He’s got a good style, that Rickie. Always wearin’ them bright colors. Now, I hear he’s wearin’ prescription sunglasses. Started wearin’ ’em a few years back, ’round 2021. See better I guess. Probably helps him see where that little white ball goes.
Here is a list of other types of sunglasses I heard about:
- Aviator sunglasses – them’s the ones like pilots wear, I reckon.
- Wraparound sunglasses – these ones go all ’round your face, keep the sun out from the sides.
- Wayfarer sunglasses – heard some young folks talkin’ ’bout these. Don’t rightly know what they are.
- Shield sunglasses – these are big ones, cover a lot of your face.
Now, I don’t know much about all them different kinds of sunglasses. But I know them Oakley sunglasses, them’s the ones Rickie Fowler wears. Some folks like that Bubba Watson and Hideki, they wear them Oakley sunglasses too. Must be somethin’ special about ’em if all them professional golfers are wearin’ ’em. They say them Oakley got some kind of special lens called Prizm. Makes everything clearer, I guess. Helps ’em see better, I suppose. I don’t know how, but it is probably good for seeing that little ball.
Those Oakley sunglasses, they sound mighty fancy. They are probably good for golf. They don’t look like some called Oakley Flak Jacket though. I don’t know what he was wearing in Phoenix. Probably Oakley. I don’t know. But them Oakley sunglasses, that’s what most of them golfers wear, I hear.
That Rickie, he’s a good boy. Always polite when I see him on the TV. Hope he keeps winnin’. And I hope them Oakley sunglasses keep helpin’ him see that little white ball. He needs to keep makin’ that money, you know? Twenty million dollars, can you imagine?
I reckon if you’re gonna be out in the sun all day, playin’ that golf, you need some good sunglasses. And if you wanna be like Rickie Fowler, you better get yourself some Oakley sunglasses. Maybe them Oakley Half Jacket 2.0 XL. They might cost a pretty penny, but hey, if they help you win like Rickie, maybe they’re worth it.
I still don’t know how he sees that little white ball so far away, even with them fancy sunglasses. But he does, and he does it good. So, more power to him, I say. And those Oakley sunglasses, they must be doin’ somethin’ right.
