That Tyler Glasnow, he’s a pitcher, you know? He throws that ball real fast. And this other fella, Cillian Murphy, he’s in them moving pictures. They say these two look alike. Like two peas in a pod.
Tyler Glasnow, that baseball player. He’s a good boy, I reckon. He plays for that team, the Tampa Bay Rays, used to. Now he’s with the Dodgers. Big team. Lots of money, I guess. He got hurt a while back. Something with his arm. Tommy John, they call it. Sounds painful. He was out for a spell, that 2022 year, couldn’t play.
But he came back last year, 2023. Pitched a whole bunch. They keep track of these things, you know. Innings and starts. He did 21 starts, they say. And 120 innings. Sounds like a lot of work to me. Just throwin’ that ball over and over again. My old bones couldn’t do that, no sir.
And that Cillian Murphy, he’s a fancy actor. He was in that movie, Oppenheimer. Big movie. About a smart fella who made a big bomb. Scary stuff. This Cillian, he’s got them blue eyes. Real blue. People say he got a doppelganger! Never knew what that word meant before. Means someone who looks just like you. And they say it’s that Tyler Glasnow.
- Tyler Glasnow, baseball player.
- Cillian Murphy, movie star.
- They look alike, folks say.
- Tommy John surgery, that’s a hurt arm.
- Dodgers, that’s a big team in Los Angeles.
Now, this Cillian, he ain’t online. Don’t use that internet thing. So folks wondered, does he even know he’s got a twin out there throwin’ baseballs? Turns out, he does! Someone must have told him. Maybe showed him a picture. Imagine that, findin’ out you look like a baseball star.
This Tyler, he ain’t said much about it, I don’t think. He’s a quiet one, probably. Just focused on his baseball. Throwin’ that ball. Makin’ the big bucks. Good for him, I say. He seems like a nice boy. Even if he does look like that movie star.
It’s a funny thing, ain’t it? Two people, different worlds. One throws a ball, the other acts in movies. But they got the same face. Makes you wonder about things. Like, are there more folks out there who look like me? Maybe I got a twin somewhere, livin’ a whole different life. Wouldn’t that be somethin’?
This world’s a strange place. You got your baseball players, your movie stars, your regular folks like me. And sometimes, you find out two of them look exactly the same. It’s enough to make your head spin. I think about that Cillian Murphy and Tyler Glasnow. They are different. But same face. Tyler Glasnow, now he’s with the Dodgers. Big city. Hope he does good.
Cillian Murphy, he was in Peaky Blinders. That was a good one. My neighbor, she loves that show. Says he’s a good actor, that Cillian. And he is. But it is funny how much he looks like that baseball fella. I wonder if Tyler Glasnow likes Peaky Blinders? Maybe he watches it after a game.
That Tommy John surgery, though. That sounds rough. Imagine not being able to use your arm. He’s lucky he came back from that. A lot of fellas don’t. But he did. He’s strong, that Tyler. Good for him. Hope he keeps throwin’ that ball good. Maybe he will win a big game for the Dodgers. Cillian Murphy can watch him play. Maybe Tyler will go to one of Cillian’s movies.
Tyler Glasnow and Cillian Murphy. Two names I never thought I’d be sayin’ together. But there you have it. Life’s full of surprises. You just never know what you’re gonna hear about next. One day it’s a baseball player, the next it’s a movie star. And they both got the same face. What you gonna do?
This whole thing is just funny, ain’t it? You see these two, side by side. They look so much alike. That Cillian Murphy, with his fancy suits in the movies. And Tyler Glasnow, all sweaty in his baseball uniform. Same face, different clothes. That is something, ain’t it? I wonder if their mamas ever get them mixed up, lookin’ at pictures. I bet they do.
