Alright, alright, let’s talk about this here… “lolidle” thing. I ain’t no spring chicken, ya know? Games these days, they got all sorts of names, sound like gibberish to me. But this one, seems like folks are playin’ it, so let’s figure it out together, shall we?
First off, what in tarnation IS “lolidle”? Near as I can tell, it’s kinda like them word games the young’uns are always fussin’ over. You know, the ones where you gotta guess a word? Like that “Wordle” thing. But this “lolidle,” it’s got somethin’ to do with them “champions” and “ranks” and such. Sounds like a whole heap of trouble if you ask me.
Now, them smarty-pants folks online, they say rank’s all about skill, and skill’s all about how you think. Don’t go gettin’ your head all twisted, though. It just means if you wanna get good, you gotta think straight. My friend, bless his heart, he was always tryin’ to get to “gold.” Always fussin’ and frettin’ over it. I told him, “Boy, you just gotta calm down and use your noodle!”
- Thinkin’ straight is important, ya hear?
- And don’t go gettin’ all worked up over your rank. It ain’t the end of the world.
So, how do you get good at this here “lolidle”? Well, seems like you gotta know your champions. They got these champions from different years, like 2011, 2012, all that jazz. The smart folks say startin’ in the middle, around them 2011-2012 champions, that’s a good way to go. I don’t know nothin’ about these champions, mind you. But if they say it’s good, it’s probably good.
And just like learnin’ to bake a good pie, you gotta practice. Can’t just expect to be a “master” overnight, no sir. You gotta play regular, get your head in the game. That’s what they call “consistency,” I reckon. Builds up your thinkin’ muscles, helps you make decisions faster. It’s like choppin’ wood; the more you do it, the better you get.
Now, this “master” rank they talk about. Sounds fancy, don’t it? To get there, you need a whole bunch of “marks” and be one of the tippy-top players. Sounds like a whole lot of work to me. But if you’re one of them young’uns with time to spare, go for it, I say. Just remember to eat your vegetables and get some sunshine.
And them starter words? Just like in that “Wordle” game, they’re important. Gotta pick ’em right, get yourself a good start. I ain’t gonna tell you which words to pick, though. That’s for you to figure out. Use your brain, that’s what it’s there for.
So, there you have it. My two cents on this here “lolidle.” It’s a game, like any other. Practice, think straight, and don’t get your britches in a twist over it. And remember, it’s just a game. There’s more important things in life, like family, friends, and a good cup of coffee.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens. All this talk about games is makin’ my head spin.
Tags: LoLdle, Game Guide, Tips, Tricks, Ranking, Champions, Strategy, Skill Improvement