Okay, so you wanna know about this Kyle Schwarber and how much money he’s making, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s a whole lotta dough! They say he’s gettin’ paid somethin’ like 20 million dollars a year. Can you believe that? Twenty million! I swear, these fellas hittin’ balls and runnin’ around, they make more money than anyone I ever knew.
I heard on the TV, this fella, Kyle, he plays for the Phillies now. That’s in Philadelphia, I think. They gave him a big contract, somethin’ like 79 million dollars for four years. That’s a whole heap of money, ain’t it? I can’t even imagine havin’ that much money. I’d probably buy myself a new tractor and maybe a bigger house, one without that leaky roof.
They say he signed that contract back in 2022. So, he’s been makin’ the big bucks for a couple years now. And that 20 million a year, that’s just his salary. They say he got all that money guaranteed, which means even if he ain’t playin’ so good, they still gotta pay him. Must be nice!
- They say his yearly salary is $20,000,000. That’s more money than I’ll see in ten lifetimes.
- He signed a contract for four years. Four whole years of gettin’ all that money!
- The total contract is worth $79,000,000. I can’t even count that high!
Now, some folks say that’s too much money for one person. But hey, if they’re willin’ to pay him that much, then I guess he’s worth it. He must be pretty good at hittin’ that ball. I wouldn’t know, I don’t watch much baseball. Too busy workin’ around the house, feedin’ the chickens, you know how it is.
I did hear they talkin’ about other players makin’ even more money. This Bryce Harper fella, he got a contract for like 330 million dollars! Can you believe that? Three hundred and thirty million! That’s just crazy money. Makes that 79 million sound like pocket change, don’t it? But I guess that’s just how it is in the big leagues.
This Kyle, he’s got a wife and two little boys, I heard. Probably livin’ the good life with all that money he’s makin’. Good for him, I say. He’s workin’ hard, I guess, playin’ all them games. It’s a lot more than I ever did, slavin’ away on the farm all these years.
And you know, the Phillies, they spendin’ a lot of money on all them players. I heard they got the highest payroll in baseball, somethin’ like 223 million dollars! That’s a whole lotta money they’re throwin’ around. They got other guys makin’ big money too, like Nick Castellanos and J.T. Realmuto. Seems like everyone’s gettin’ rich playin’ baseball these days.
So, to sum it all up, this Kyle Schwarber fella, he’s makin’ a whole lot of money. Twenty million dollars a year, with a 79 million dollar contract. That’s more money than most folks will ever see in their whole lives. But hey, that’s the way it is in the world of professional sports. Big money for big players, I guess. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them chickens.
They also say he plays outfield. I don’t know much about that, but it sounds important. And he’s only 29 years old. Imagine making that much money and being so young. He’s set for life, ain’t he? I reckon he don’t have to worry about paying his bills or fixing his roof.
Anyhow, that’s what I know about this Kyle Schwarber and his salary. It’s a lot of money, plain and simple. And I’m sure he’s earned every penny, hittin’ all them home runs and helpin’ his team win games. Now I’ve gotta get back to work. All this talk about money ain’t gonna get my chores done.
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