Alright, alright, let me tell ya’ll somethin’ ’bout this Undertaker fella. Heard some stuff on the radio, you know, the thing with the knobs and the sound? Anyways, they was jabberin’ on ’bout him, this Undertaker.
Big News ’bout the Undertaker, that’s what they was sayin’. Folks call him the “Deadman,” scary, ain’t it? But he’s a wrestler, one of them strong fellas who jump around and pretend to beat each other up. My grandson, little Timmy, he likes watchin’ that stuff. Says it’s excitin’. I don’t get it, all that grunting and sweating, but hey, to each their own, right?
So, this Undertaker, he ain’t wrestlin’ no more, not regular anyways. They said he stopped in 2020. That’s a long time ago, feels like just yesterday I was milkin’ Bessie, and now she’s gone to the big pasture in the sky. Time flies, I tell ya, flies faster than a rooster chasin’ a hen.
But even though he ain’t wrestlin’ much, they still talkin’ ’bout him. Said he’s got somethin’ called a “1 deadMAN SHOW.” Sounds spooky, huh? Goin’ ’round to them big cities, Dallas, Houston, Austin, all them places with too many cars and not enough dirt roads.
- Undertaker News is Everywhere I hear it on the radio, the young’uns read it on their phones, even saw somethin’ ’bout it on that there picture box – the TV, yeah, that’s it. Seems like everyone’s still interested in this Undertaker fella.
- He’s a Legend They keep sayin’ he’s a legend, one of the best ever. Like them old stories about Paul Bunyan, only this fella wears black and has long hair. And he ain’t choppin’ down trees, he’s choppin’ down… well, other wrestlers, I guess.
- Real Name Mark Calloway And get this, his real name ain’t even Undertaker! It’s somethin’ fancy, Mark Calloway, sounds like a city slicker name to me. But I guess he needed a scary name for wrestlin’, can’t be callin’ yourself Mark and expect folks to be afraid, right?
They say he was wrestlin’ for 33 years! That’s longer than I’ve been makin’ my famous apple pie, and lemme tell ya, that’s a long darn time. Thirty-three years of wearin’ black and lookin’ all serious. Must be uncomfortable, all that black in the summer heat. He shoulda worn somethin’ lighter, like a good ol’ cotton shirt. But then again, I ain’t no wrestler, what do I know?
Some folks say he’s got “mystical abilities.” Now, I don’t know what that means exactly. Sounds like somethin’ outta a fairy tale book. But they say he was real good at that wrestlin’ thing, better than most. They compare him to other wrestlers, like this Rock fella and Stone Cold Steve somebody. Said if them two had a kid, it’d be the Undertaker. Don’t make no sense to me, but that’s what they say.
Undertaker Retirement and Appearances Even though he’s retired, he still pops up now and then for the WWE, that’s the wrestlin’ company. Like a groundhog peekin’ out of its hole, I guess. Keeps folks talkin’, keeps them interested. Smart fella, that Undertaker, knows how to keep folks on their toes.
So, that’s the news I heard ’bout the Undertaker. A retired wrestler, a legend they call him, goin’ around doin’ his show. And folks are still interested, still talkin’ ‘bout him. Must be somethin’ special ’bout that fella. Me? I’ll stick to my apple pies and my chickens. Less jumpin’ around and more peace and quiet, that’s what I like. But hey, to each their own, right?
Undertaker Still Popular Even though he ain’t fightin’ no more, people still want to know what he’s doin’. They readin’ about him on the internet, listenin’ on the radio, and watchin’ him on TV. He’s like one of them old movie stars, always in the news, even when they ain’t doin’ much. It’s kinda like how everyone in town still talks about old man Johnson, even though he just sits on his porch all day. Some folks just stick in your mind, I guess.
Anyways, that’s all I got on this Undertaker fella. He’s a wrestler, a legend, and he’s still makin’ news. And that’s somethin’, ain’t it? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my biscuits. Don’t want ‘em burnin’ like that time I forgot to set the timer. Oh, that was a mess…
Keeping up with Undertaker News So, if you want to know more about this Undertaker, just keep your ears open. They’re always talkin’ about him somewhere. And if you see him on the TV, well, give him a wave for me, will ya? Tell him old Martha said hello. He probably won’t know who I am, but that’s alright. Just somethin’ to do, I guess.
