Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Jordan Laria, or whatever her name is. Folks been whisperin’ and gossiping, so I figured I’d try to make sense of it all, the way I see it. Don’t expect no fancy words from me, just plain talk.
Who is this Jordan Laria, anyway? Seems like she’s some kinda big deal on the internet. You know, like them youngsters with their phones all the time. Got all these followers and whatnots. Says she’s got a “true story,” but lord knows what that means these days. Everybody’s got a story, whether it’s true or not.
Now, I heard tell she’s got somethin’ to do with this Jodi Arias woman. That name, Jodi Arias, it rings a bell. Bad business, that one. Killed her boyfriend, they say. Mean as a snake, that Jodi. And this Jordan, she’s somehow mixed up in it all, or at least folks are makin’ the connection. Maybe she’s family, maybe just interested, I don’t know. But the internet, it connects everybody, even if they ain’t got nothin’ to do with each other, you know?
This Jordan girl, she’s on them social media thingamajigs. Got pictures and videos and all that. I don’t understand half of it, to be honest. But it seems like she’s tryin’ to tell her side of somethin’. Maybe it’s about Jodi, maybe it’s about somethin’ else. Hard to say. She’s got all these people followin’ her, like sheep followin’ the shepherd.
- Lots of followers, that’s for sure. Thousands of ’em. Don’t know what they see in it all, but they’re there.
- She follows some folks too. Not as many as follow her, but still a good bunch. Guess that’s how it works on the internet.
Now, they talk about places, these Ariaz women, you know? Mesa, Arizona. West Jordan, Utah. Pasadena, California. Sounds like they been movin’ around a lot. Runnin’, maybe? Or just lookin’ for somethin’. Like my chickens when they get out of the coop. Just wandering around and making noise. Folks wander around this country all the time. Just like when I was a young’un, we went from Georgia to Texas then back to Georgia again. Guess nobody wants to stay put for long these days. My old bones wish I did some more movin’ around.
And this Petra city? Heard somethin’ about that too. Some fella named Josh Gates is diggin’ around there. Don’t know what that has to do with Jordan or Jodi, but it’s all mixed up in the talk. The internet, it’s like a big stew. Everything gets thrown in together, whether it belongs or not. Like when I make my stew some Sundays, I just toss in whatever is in the garden.
So what’s the deal with Jordan Laria? Is she tryin’ to clear Jodi’s name? Is she tryin’ to get famous off of Jodi’s bad deeds? Or is she just some young gal lookin’ for attention? I ain’t got the answers. But I tell you what, there’s somethin’ fishy about the whole thing. Like a three-day-old fish left out in the sun.
This whole thing reminds me of them old murder tapes they used to show on TV. “Love Gone Wrong,” they called it. Always ends the same way, with somebody hurtin’ or dead. And then everybody wants to know why, and how, and who’s to blame. But sometimes, there ain’t no easy answers. Sometimes, it’s just a mess, plain and simple.
Jordan Laria, Jodi Arias. Two names, tangled up together like a ball of yarn. And the internet, it just makes it all the more confusing. So much noise, so much gossip. Hard to know what’s real and what’s not. But one thing’s for sure, people are talkin’. And when people are talkin’, there’s usually somethin’ to it, even if it ain’t the whole truth.
So that’s what I know about Jordan Laria. Not much, I admit. But enough to make me scratch my head and wonder. And ain’t that what life is all about? Wonderin’ and tryin’ to make sense of things, even when they don’t make no sense at all.
Seems like this Jordan girl is getting some attention now. Whether it’s good or bad, well, that’s up to folks to decide. Me, I just hope nobody else gets hurt. This world’s got enough hurtin’ in it already.
And as for Jodi Arias, well, she made her bed, now she gotta lie in it. That’s what my mama always said. And it’s true, ain’t it? You reap what you sow. You do bad things, bad things happen to you. Simple as that.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about Jordan Laria, Jodi Arias, and all this mess. I’m goin’ back to my garden now. At least the tomatoes make sense.
