Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Jey Uso haircut thing, ya know? I ain’t no fancy hairdresser or nothin’, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two about hair in her days.
So, this Jey Uso fella, from what them young’uns tell me, he’s got this… what they call it… a “permed mullet.” Now, I’ve seen my share of mullets back in the day, though we didn’t call ’em nothin’ fancy like “permed.” We just called it… well, we called it business in the front, party in the back, ha! That’s what it was.
This Jey Uso fella, though, he’s got a new kinda twist on it, seems like. Them young’uns say it’s “permed.” That means they curled it all up tight, like them fancy city ladies do. I reckon it takes a lot of work, all that curlin’ and fussin’. Back in my day, you just washed your hair and let it be. Maybe braided it if it was gettin’ in your way while you worked.
- What is a permed mullet anyway? Well, like I said, it’s that short hair on top and long in the back, but all curled up. Sounds like a whole lotta trouble to me.
- Why do them young’uns like it? I ain’t got a clue. Maybe they think it looks fancy. Maybe they think it makes ‘em look tough. Young people, they got their own ways, ya know? Can’t figure ‘em out half the time.
Now, if you’re thinkin’ about gettin’ yourself a Jey Uso haircut, you gotta think long and hard about it. It ain’t for everyone, that’s for sure. First off, you gotta have the right kinda hair. If your hair’s thin and wispy, it ain’t gonna look right all curled up. You need some good thick hair for a perm, somethin’ that can hold them curls.
And then there’s the upkeep. I hear tell you gotta go back to the hairdresser regular-like to keep them curls lookin’ good. And you gotta use all sorts of fancy products, sprays and gels and whatnot. That’s a whole lotta money and fuss, if you ask me. Back in my day, we just used plain old soap and water, and our hair was just fine.
But, if you got your heart set on it, and you got the right hair and the money, then I say go for it. It’s your hair, after all. You can do what you want with it. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when it all goes wrong and your hair’s fried to a crisp, ha!
I seen pictures of this Jey Uso haircut on that… uh… what’s it called… Pinter-something? Yeah, Pinterest. Them young’uns are always showin’ me stuff on their phones. Anyways, it looked alright on him, I guess. But he’s a young fella, and he’s got that… what you call it… “stage presence.” He can make anything look good, I reckon.
Now, let’s talk about growin’ hair. Some folks, they can grow hair like weeds, shootin’ out all over the place. Other folks, like me, well, we ain’t so lucky. I tried growin’ a little beard on my chin once, when I was younger, but it wouldn’t grow right. Just a few scraggly hairs here and there, looked like a sick chicken. So I gave up on that idea pretty quick.
So, if you’re tryin’ to grow your hair out for a Jey Uso haircut, or any haircut for that matter, you gotta be patient. And you gotta take care of it. Eat good food, drink plenty of water, and don’t go pullin’ and tuggin’ on it all the time. Hair’s like a plant, ya know? It needs sun and water and tender lovin’ care to grow strong and healthy.
And another thing, don’t go washin’ your hair every day. That ain’t natural. You’ll strip all the good oils out of it and it’ll get all dry and brittle. Once or twice a week is plenty, unless you been workin’ up a sweat in the fields all day.
Anyways, that’s all I gotta say about this Jey Uso haircut. It ain’t my cup of tea, but to each their own, I say. If you like it, and you think it looks good on you, then go ahead and get it. Just remember what I told you about the upkeep and the hair type and all that. And don’t blame me if it all goes sideways! Ha!
And don’t forget, this permed mullet, that’s Jey Uso’s style. You gotta find your own style, what makes you feel good, what suits your face and your life. Don’t just go copyin’ somebody else cause they’re on the TV or the internet. Be yourself, that’s what I always say.
Last thing, if you looking for ideas about this haircut, like I said, that Pinterest thing, it’s got all sorts of pictures. Just type in “Jey Uso haircut” and you’ll see all kinds of folks tryin’ it out. Maybe you’ll find somethin’ you like, maybe you’ll decide it ain’t for you. Either way, it’s your choice. You’re the one gotta wear it, not me.
