Alright, let’s talk about this Jarred Kelenic fella. Seems like a lot of folks are curious about him, especially about his, you know, wife. Well, I’ve been pokin’ around, listenin’ to the chatter, and here’s what I’ve gathered.
First off, this Kelenic boy, he plays baseball. Big leagues, you know? Makes a pretty penny doin’ it, too. Heard tell he’s makin’ millions now, though it wasn’t always that way. Started out makin’ less, but he kept at it, I guess. Good for him, I say. He’s with the Atlanta Braves now, plays out in the field, the left field, they call it. He’s a big fella, six foot one, they say, and strong as an ox, probably. Hits them balls real far, too. Got a good swing on him, that’s for sure.
Now, about this wife business… that’s where it gets tricky. See, I’ve been listenin’ real close, and I ain’t heard a peep about him bein’ married. Not a whisper, not a word. Folks talk about his game, his money, how much he’s earnin’ but they aren’t talking about a wife.
- He played for Seattle before, for three years, they tell me.
- Hit a bunch of home runs, too. Eleven of ’em, last time I heard.
- And he’s young, only 24 years old. Just a young’un, really.
But no wife. Maybe he’s just focused on his baseball. Or maybe he’s keepin’ things private, you know? Some folks are like that. Don’t like everyone pokin’ their noses into their business. And that’s just fine, I reckon.
He went to some high school in Wisconsin, Waukesha West, they called it. Was real good at baseball even then, seems like. Won some awards, played for some fancy teams. Always knew he’d be somethin’, I bet. Folks back home must be real proud of him.
Now, I did hear he signed a big contract with the Braves. Millions of dollars, they say. Guaranteed money, too. That’s a lot of dough, let me tell ya. Enough to buy a whole heap of things. Maybe a fancy house, a nice car… maybe even a weddin’ ring, if he ever finds the right gal. But like I said, no word on a wife yet. Just him and his baseball, seems like.
It’s funny, ain’t it? People always want to know about someone’s wife, or husband. Like it’s the most important thing. But maybe it ain’t. Maybe what matters is that he’s doin’ what he loves, makin’ a good livin’, and bein’ a good person, or tryin’ to be, at least. That’s enough for some folks, you know.
So, the long and short of it is, I can’t tell you nothin’ about Jarred Kelenic’s wife, ’cause I don’t think he has one, or at least, nobody’s talkin’ about it if he does. Maybe someday he’ll get hitched, maybe he won’t. Either way, it’s his business, not mine, not yours. We should just let him be, and enjoy watchin’ him play ball, if that’s what you like to do. He seems like a good kid, workin’ hard and livin’ his dream. And that’s somethin’ to be admired, wife or no wife.
And remember, bein’ happy ain’t about havin’ a wife, or a husband, or a pile of money. It’s about findin’ somethin’ you love to do, and doin’ it. At least, that’s what I think. And maybe Jarred Kelenic thinks so too.
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