Well, let me tell ya, this whole thing with that Erica Stoll and that golf fella, Rory somethin’-or-other, it’s a real mess. I heard tell they’re gettin’ divorced. Can ya believe it? After all this time, and she helped him out that one time when he was late for his golf game or somethin’. Seven years they been hitched, and now it’s all kaput.
Folks are sayin’ things got “irretrievably broken.” Now, I ain’t no fancy lawyer or nothin’, but that sounds like they just can’t fix it no more. Like a busted wagon wheel, you know? Sometimes you can fix it, sometimes you gotta get a whole new one. Sounds like they need a whole new life, apart from each other.
- He’s a big-shot golfer, that Rory.
- And she, Erica, she’s from New York, they say. A smart gal, went to college and all.
- They met at some golf thingy, the Ryder Cup, they call it.
He was gonna miss his tee time, overslept or somethin’, and she got him a police escort. Imagine that! A whole police escort just to play golf. Must be important, I guess. Anyway, they got hitched after that, and things seemed fine, from what I hear. She was always there, cheerin’ him on at his golf games. A supportive woman, they say.
Now, nobody’s sayin’ for sure why they’re splittin’ up. Some folks whisper about cheatin’, but that’s just gossip, ya know? I ain’t one to spread rumors. But it makes ya wonder, doesn’t it? He filed for divorce right after winnin’ some golf game, too. Just a day after, can you imagine? Seems kinda cold, if you ask me.
They got documents and court stuff now. Lawyers are involved, I bet. That always makes things messy. And expensive, too, I reckon. All that money, and they can’t even stay married. It’s a shame, really. They say he don’t want it to be a big fight, this divorce. Wants it to be easy-like, I guess. But how easy can it be when you’re untanglin’ seven years of bein’ married? It’s like tryin’ to unknot a ball of yarn after the cat’s been playin’ with it.
This Erica, she’s got a family, too. A mom and dad, a sister. They must be heartbroken. Divorce ain’t easy on nobody, not even the rich and famous. It’s like a storm, rippin’ through your life and leavin’ a mess behind. And you gotta pick up the pieces, all by yourself sometimes.
I heard tell some folks knew this was comin’. Said it wasn’t a shock to everyone. Guess maybe there were cracks in the foundation, so to speak. Like a house that looks good on the outside, but inside, the walls are crumblin’. You can only hide that for so long, ya know?
So, there you have it. The story of Erica and Rory, and their broken marriage. It’s a sad tale, but it’s life, I guess. Things happen, people change, and sometimes love just ain’t enough. Makes you think, doesn’t it? About what really matters in this world. And it ain’t golf trophies or fancy houses, that’s for sure.
They got this whole thing in the newspapers and all over the internet, so the whole world knows their business. Must be hard havin’ everyone talkin’ about you like that. I wouldn’t want it, that’s for sure. Just makes me glad I’m just a simple person, livin’ a simple life. No fancy divorces for me, thank you very much.
Anyway, that’s all I know about it. Just a bunch of gossip and hearsay, really. But it’s enough to make you shake your head and say, “Well, ain’t that somethin’?”
Tags: [Erica Stoll, Rory McIlroy, Divorce, Marriage, Cheating, PGA Tour, Ryder Cup, Relationships, Celebrity Divorce, Court Documents]
