Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this fella, this… dashing Cody Rhodes. Folks keep jabberin’ about him, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, ya know?
I ain’t no fancy wrestling expert or nothin’, but I watch them TV shows sometimes when the chores are done. And this Cody fella, he’s somethin’ else. He’s got that… what do ya call it… charisma? Yeah, that’s it. He just makes ya wanna watch him, even if ya don’t know a headlock from a chicken coop.
They say he come back to this WWE thing in 2022. Come back? Shoot, I didn’t even know he left! But folks seem real happy he’s back. They cheer for him like he’s gonna give ’em a winning lottery ticket or somethin’. He must be doin’ somethin’ right, I reckon.
- He’s got that look, ya know? Shiny hair, all those muscles… kinda like them fellas in them old muscle magazines my grandson used to hide under his bed.
- And he talks real good too. Not like them mumblin’ fellas on the other channels. He speaks clear, like he means what he says.
- He’s always smilin’ too. Even when he’s gettin’ beat up, he’s smilin’. That takes guts, I tell ya. Or maybe he’s just a little bit crazy. Either way, it’s entertainin’.
Now, some folks, they say he’s gonna be the big cheese, the top dog, the… the face of this whole wrestlin’ thing. Face of the promotion, that’s what them fancy fellas on the internet call it. Sounds important. And this Paul Heyman fella, he seems to think so too. He’s been around forever, that Heyman, so he probably knows a thing or two.
This Cody, he’s got a family too. A brother, I heard. Dustin, they call him. He’s teachin’ young folks how to wrestle down in Texas, bless his heart. Sounds like a good fella, that Dustin. Teachin’ folks a trade, instead of just runnin’ around causin’ trouble. Good family, these Rhodes boys, I guess. Their daddy was a wrestler too, a real famous one. “The American Dream,” they called him. Seems like wrestlin’ runs in their blood, like stubbornness in my old mule.
They say Cody’s makin’ a pretty penny doin’ all this wrestlin’. Millions of dollars, they say! Can ya imagine? All that money for wearin’ fancy pants and pretend fightin’. But hey, if folks are willin’ to pay to watch, then good for him, I say. He earned it, I guess. Heard he gets a big chunk just from sellin’ them t-shirts and hats and stuff. Folks love to wear their favorite wrestlers’ faces on their shirts, don’t they? Silly if ya ask me, but to each their own, I always say.
He’s a “babyface,” they call him. That means he’s one of the good guys, I think. But even bein’ a good guy, there’s this Roman fella who’s still the bigger star. Guess you can’t be the best at everythin’, even if you’re as dashin’ as Cody Rhodes. But he’s up there, they say, one of the most popular guys they got. He’s a leader, too. He’s leadin’ this whole new era of wrestlin’, whatever that means. Sounds important, though.
This Cody, he just seems… different. He ain’t one of them fellas that’s always stompin’ around and yellin’ and bein’ all mean. He’s got some kinda pride, ya know? Self-lovin’, self-centered, the newspaper fella wrote. Sounds like my prize-winning rooster before he got himself a fox problem. But hey, in this wrestlin’ world, maybe ya gotta be a little bit cocky to make it. And he sure seems to be makin’ it.
So yeah, that’s my take on this dashing Cody Rhodes. He’s a good-lookin’, smooth-talkin’ fella who seems to know what he’s doin’. He’s got folks excited about wrestlin’ again, and that’s gotta be a good thing. He’s makin’ money, he’s got a family, and he’s smilin’ all the way. Can’t ask for much more than that, I reckon. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them chickens. Them foxes are gettin’ bolder these days, and I ain’t got no Cody Rhodes around here to protect ’em.
And remember this, this Cody, he came back in 2022 and now in 2024, he’s doin’ real well for himself. Makes ya think, don’t it?
