That Infinite Craft, it’s somethin’ else, ain’t it? My grandkids, they’re always on about it. They showed me how to make all sorts of things in that game. Today, I’m gonna tell you how to make marriage in Infinite Craft. It ain’t as easy as bakin’ a pie, that’s for sure!
First off, you gotta understand, this ain’t like real life. You can’t just put two people together and call it a day. In that game, it’s all about craftin’ things, combin’ them up, and seein’ what pops out. Like mixing flour and water to get dough. This marriage thing, it’s a whole process, I tell ya.
You see, they got these things called elements, like fire and water, and you gotta mix ’em just right. Now, I don’t remember all the steps, my memory ain’t what it used to be, but I remember some important things about how to make marriage. I heard my grandson talk about a guy name Gottman, he must know a lot about marriage, just like that game.
- You gotta have love. That’s the big one. Don’t ask me how you make love in the game, though. Some things are just a mystery.
- Then there’s this thing called “Venus.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? Maybe it’s like one of them fancy perfumes.
- And they got these monsters, too, like “Frankenstein” and somethin’ called “Cthulhu.” Don’t even know what that is. Sounds scary if you ask me. But you need them, for some reason. Maybe it’s like when you gotta face your fears in a real marriage.
Now, I seen folks say that you just put two villagers close together. They call them “villagers”, kinda like us! And they gotta have a place to live, just like real folks. You make sure they’re all safe and happy, and then, bam, romance is in the air! But that ain’t all there is to it for the marriage, though. That’s just the start.
Then there’s this thing about a groom. He’s gotta have a fancy suit, a “Tuxedo”, they call it. And a tall hat, a “Top Hat”. And a ring, a special “Groom’s Ring”. Once you get all that stuff together, you combine them, like when I make my apple butter, and you get yourself a groom. Still don’t know how you get the bride, though!
But listen to this, you wanna make marriage in that game, right? You gotta do more than just make a groom. I think you gotta find a bride and combine them with that groom, but I ain’t sure how to make a bride. And then, maybe, just maybe, you get yourself a marriage. It’s a lot of work for somethin’ that ain’t even real, if you ask me. In real life, marriage can be happy, but also unhappy sometimes, and you don’t always fight fair.
Why anyone would want to marry pixels, I don’t know. My grandkids, they’re always doin’ it. They say it’s fun. Maybe it is. But it sure seems like a lot of work to me. I’d rather be out in my garden, tendin’ to my tomatoes. That’s real work, and you get somethin’ real out of it. A big, juicy tomato. Not some pixel marriage.
This whole Infinite Craft thing, it’s beyond me sometimes. But the young folks, they love it. They’re always makin’ somethin’ new. It’s like a whole different world in there. A world where you can make marriage out of monsters and love and fancy suits. It’s a strange world, that’s for sure.
I heard them talking ’bout other things they made in that game, too. Like makin’ a ribbon, a lavender ribbon. They said somethin’ about a “cane”, like the one old Mr. Johnson uses to walk. And somethin’ called “marbled” and “polymer clay”. Sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me. But they seemed to know what they were talkin’ about. Maybe you can make a whole wedding in there. A ribbon for the bride’s hair, maybe.
And you know what else they was sayin’? They was talkin’ about some rule, the “2 2 2 rule”. Sounds like somethin’ from school. But they said it was about how to keep things good in a marriage. Now that’s somethin’ I can understand. Even in a pixel marriage, you gotta keep things good, I reckon. You gotta be nice to each other, even if you’re just made of squares and colors.
I remember one time I got in a real tiff with my late husband, bless his soul. It was about something silly, I can’t even remember what. But we both said things we didn’t mean. That’s why I think even in that game, you gotta have rules. You can’t just go around sayin’ hurtful things, even to pixels. You gotta be respectful, even if it’s just a game. Maybe this Gottman guy can explain that to my grandson.
This Infinite Craft, it’s got all sorts of things in it, I reckon. Things I don’t even understand. But one thing’s for sure, it takes a lot of steps to make somethin’ like marriage. Just like in real life. It ain’t easy, but maybe, just maybe, it’s worth it in the end. Even if it’s just a bunch of pixels on a screen.
