Well, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, John Kruk. Heard he used to swing a bat pretty good, played for them Padres and Phillies, ya know, the baseball fellas.
John Kruk and His Family
Now, this John, he ain’t just about baseball. He’s got himself a wife, Melissa, they say. Been hitched since, what, 2000? That’s a good long while, ain’t it? Must be doin’ somethin’ right.
And kids, oh Lordy, he’s got a bunch of ’em. Three, they say. Gavin, Kyle, and Kiera, those are their names. Imagine feedin’ all them mouths! Kids are a blessin’, though, even if they do make a mess bigger than a pigpen sometimes.
- Gavin Kruk – I reckon he’s one of John’s boys. Don’t know much about him, but he’s a Kruk, that’s for sure.
- Kyle Kruk – Another one of John’s boys, I hear. Hope they’re good kids, helpin’ their mama and all.
- Kiera Kruk – This one’s a girl, the only one they say. Girls are special,
