Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Jade Banner thingy in that HSR game, whatever that is. My grandson keeps yapping about it, so I figured I’d try and make sense of it for ya. Sounds like a whole lot of fuss over some new character, but hey, what do I know?
So, this Jade, sounds like she’s a big shot, some kinda “senior manager” at some fancy place called IPC. My grandson says she’s a 5-star, whatever that means. Sounds important, like those fancy hotels with all them shiny lights. Anyways, he says folks are all excited ’bout pullin’ her. You know, like pullin’ weeds from the garden, but I guess this is different, more like gamblin’ to me.
Now, they got this thing called a “banner,” and this Jade lady is gonna be on it. It’s like a special offer at the market, I guess, where you can try and get her. They call it an “Event Warp,” sounds like somethin’ outta them sci-fi movies my other grandson watches. This warp thingy is comin’ in the second half of somethin’ called Version 2.3. My, these youngsters and their numbers… When? Well, they say it’s gonna last for 42 days. That’s a long time, longer than it takes for my tomatoes to grow, that’s for sure.
They also talk about “build materials” for this Jade. Sounds like fixin’ up a house to me, but I guess it’s different in this game. My grandson showed me some pictures, looks like you gotta collect all sorts of things to make her stronger. Shiny rocks, fancy clothes, who knows what else. It’s like when I make my special stew, gotta gather all the right ingredients, you know? Potatoes, carrots, that good ol’ beef… Same idea, I reckon, but with more sparklies and less stew.
- They got these things called “Relics,” like old treasures you find in the attic.
- Then there’s “Light Cones,” sounds like somethin’ you put on a Christmas tree, but I guess they’re weapons or somethin’.
- And “Traces,” Lord knows what those are, probably some kinda special skills or somethin’.
My grandson keeps blabberin’ about “DPS” and “team comps.” Sounds like gibberish to me. He says DPS is how much damage you do, like how hard you can whack a nail with a hammer. And team comps, well, that’s just who you put on your team, like when we’re pickin’ beans in the garden, gotta have the right folks helpin’ ya. He says Jade needs a whole bunch of DPS folks to help her out, but there’s another fella, Argenti, who’s easier to use. Just needs him and some helpers, like me with my garden helpers, my grandson when he’s not fiddling with that game.
And get this, they even got “achievements” for this Jade. Like when you win a blue ribbon at the county fair for your prize-winning pumpkin, I guess. Little things to make ya feel good, like when I bake a good apple pie and everyone says it’s delicious.
People are all worked up about whether they should try and get this Jade lady or some other character, this Firefly person. It’s like choosin’ between plantin’ tomatoes or peppers, gotta figure out what you want more. My grandson says if you ain’t got no strong folks already, Jade might be tough to use. He says you’d need a whole bunch of strong characters to make her work, like having a whole crew of strong men to move that big rock in the field. Sounds like a lot of work to me, I’d rather just stick with my tomatoes and my easy-to-grow flowers.
Anyways, that’s the gist of it, as far as I can tell. This Jade Banner thing is a big deal in that HSR game, folks are gonna spend their hard-earned money tryin’ to get her. Seems like a lot of fuss over nothin’ to me, but hey, to each their own, right? Me? I’ll stick with my garden and my good ol’ stew. At least I know what I’m gettin’ with those. This game sounds complicated enough to give me a headache.
Tags：[Honkai Star Rail, Jade, Banner, Event Warp, Character Build, HSR Guide, Version 2.3, 5-Star Character, DPS, Team Comp]
