Alright, so you wanna know ’bout this Montserrat Rendon, huh? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I know. Don’t expect no fancy words from me, though. I just talk plain, ya hear?
So, this Montserrat, she’s a fighter. A girl fighter, yeah, one of them tough ones. They call her a “135-pound female fighter,” whatever that means. Sounds kinda scrawny to me, but I guess these fighting folks, they got their own way of talkin’. Heard tell she’s got a record, like, 6-1-0. Means she won six fights and lost one, I reckon. Not too shabby for a little gal, huh?
And get this, she’s in the UFC. Big-time fightin’ stuff, they say. She’s won two fights there already, “decisions” they call ’em. Guess that means she didn’t knock nobody out, just kinda out-pointed ’em or somethin’. Still a win’s a win, right? This girl, she’s from Mexico, too. Hot-blooded, like them peppers, I bet.
Now, where’d I hear all this? Oh, it was on that… what’s it called… ESPY? ESPN? Somethin’ like that. They got all the sports stuff on there. They say she’s got all kinda stats, too. “Striking” they call it. Sounds like she punches and kicks good, I guess. And they got her whole fight history, too. Who she fought, when she fought ’em, the whole shebang. Must be important for them fightin’ fans, I s’pose.
You wanna know more? Well, they got her “profile” and stuff on there too. Don’t know what all’s in it, probably just more fightin’ numbers and such. They even got somethin’ ’bout her havin’ followers, like, 20,000 of ’em. And she’s followin’ almost 4,000 folks herself. Don’t know what that’s all about, sounds like a lot of people to keep track of. Kids these days and their computin’ stuff, I tell ya.
- She’s a fighter.
- She’s in the UFC.
- She’s from Mexico.
- She has a 6-1-0 record.
Now, I saw somethin’ weird too, ’bout “Font Software” and a license. Said somethin’ ’bout “SIL Open Font License.” Don’t have a clue what that means. Maybe it’s got nothin’ to do with the fightin’ girl at all. Maybe it’s just somethin’ else they put on that website. Like I said, these computer things, they’re confusing.
So, that’s the gist of it. Montserrat Rendon, a tough Mexican girl who fights in the UFC. Wins some, loses some, and got folks followin’ her on that… interweb thingy. That’s all I got for ya. Hope it’s what you wanted. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
Seems like this girl is a rising star in the fighting world, or at least that’s what those sports folks on the TV seem to think. They keep talkin’ ‘bout her, showin’ her fights, and writin’ all these articles and stuff. Good for her, I say. Work hard, fight hard, that’s the way to go, ain’t it? Even if I don’t understand half the stuff they’re sayin’ ‘bout her, I can tell she’s somethin’ special. Folks don’t get that much attention for nothin’.
And that whole “bantamweight” thing? Had to ask my grandson ’bout that. He says it’s just a weight class, like how they got different sizes of chickens. Makes sense, I guess. Can’t have a little bitty girl fightin’ some giant, now can ya? Wouldn’t be fair. So they put ’em in these categories so it’s a fair fight, or as fair as fightin’ can be anyway.
Anyways, that’s all I know about this Mont-ser-rat Ren-don. Tough girl, good fighter, lots of folks watchin’ her. Now go on, get outta here. You got me talkin’ my head off ’bout fightin’ and I got chores to do!
Tags：Montserrat Rendon, UFC, MMA, Female Fighter, Mexico, ESPN, Bantamweight, Fighting Stats, Fight History
