Alright, alright, let me tell you ’bout this fella, Harman, and his woman, Kelly Van Slyke. Don’t know nothin’ ’bout fancy folks, but I heard tell of ’em.
Harman and Kelly Van Slyke – A Love Story, Kinda
So, this Harman fella, he went and got hitched to Kelly Van Slyke. When was it? Oh yeah, December 13, 2014. That’s what they say, anyways. Don’t rightly know why anyone needs to know the exact date, but folks like to keep track of these things, I guess. They got themselves three young’uns, too. Kids, ya know? Three of ’em. That’s a handful, let me tell ya. Probably keeps Kelly Van Slyke busy as a bee in a bonnet.
Now, they say Harman’s a “doting” husband. Dotin’, huh? Means he fusses over her, I reckon. Like my old man used to fuss over his prize-winning pig. Always makin’ sure it was fed and watered and had a clean pen. Maybe Harman does the same for Kelly Van Slyke. Feeds her good, keeps the house clean, makes sure she’s got everything she needs. That’s what a good husband should do, I figure.
- Harman married Kelly Van Slyke in 2014.
- They got three young’uns.
- They live on some island, St. Simons somethin’ or other.
They live down on some island, Saint Simon’s Island, they call it. Must be nice, livin’ on an island. Probably got all that fancy seafood, and the weather’s probably nice most of the time. Not like here, where it’s either too hot or too cold, or rainin’ cats and dogs. I bet Kelly Van Slyke’s got it pretty good down there on that island.
I don’t know what they do for a livin’, these folks. Harman probably does somethin’ important, makin’ lots of money. How else could they afford to live on a fancy island and have three kids? Maybe Kelly Van Slyke works too, I don’t know. Lots of women work these days, even the ones married to rich fellas. Times are changin’, I tell ya. Not like when I was young.
Family Life on the Island
I bet their life is real different from mine. I was up before the sun, milkin’ cows and feedin’ chickens. Probably Kelly Van Slyke wakes up to the sound of the ocean and has someone else makin’ her breakfast. Must be nice. But, I reckon family’s family, no matter how much money you got or where you live. Those kids probably still squabble and fight, and Harman and Kelly Van Slyke probably have their disagreements, just like everyone else. That’s just the way life is.
I wonder if they ever get lonely down there on that island. It might seem like paradise, but sometimes paradise can be isolating, you know? Maybe Kelly Van Slyke misses havin’ her family close by, or maybe she misses the hustle and bustle of the city. I don’t know. I’m just a simple woman, I don’t know much about these fancy folks and their fancy lives.
But I do know this: love and family are important. And it seems like Harman and Kelly Van Slyke have got both of those things. So, I reckon they’re doin’ alright. Good for them, I say. Good for them.
Harman and Kelly Van Slyke: The Bottom Line
So, that’s all I know about Harman and Kelly Van Slyke. Married, three kids, live on an island. He fusses over her, and they seem to have a good life. What more is there to say? Nothin’, I reckon. Nothin’ at all. Just hope they’re happy, that’s all. That’s all anyone can hope for, right?
And that, my friends, is the story of Harman and his wife, Kelly Van Slyke, as best as I can tell it. Don’t expect no fancy words or flowery language from me, I just tell it like it is. And that’s the truth, so help me Hannah.
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