Alright, so you wanna know about Floyd Mayweather’s next fight, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, that fella, he’s somethin’ else. Always fightin’, always makin’ money. He’s like a cat with nine lives, that one.
I heard they’re talkin’ about him fightin’ again. Super Bowl weekend, they say, in Vegas. Can you believe it? That city’s always buzzin’, and with Mayweather fightin’, it’ll be crazier than a hen house with a fox in it.
They say he’s fightin’ this John Gotti fella. Gotti, Gotti… sounds like one of them gangster names, you know? Like in them movies. I seen one of them movies once. Too much shootin’ and yellin’ for my taste. But this fight, this might be somethin’ to see. Folks are sayin’ these two already had a go at it, and it turned into a big ol’ mess. A brawl, they called it. Sounds like my chickens when they fight over a worm. Feathers flyin’ everywhere!
- They say Mayweather’s made a whole lotta money fightin’. Billions, they say! I can’t even imagine that much money. Why, you could buy all the chickens in the county with that kinda cash.
- And this net worth thing, they say he’s got hundreds of millions. That’s more money than the bank in town, I betcha. He must be livin’ high on the hog, that’s for sure.
Now, they had this fight in Dubai once. Dubai! That’s way over yonder, ain’t it? Some fancy hotel, they said. Burj Al… somethin’ or other. Sounds like a sneeze to me. But I guess that’s where rich folks go to do their fightin’. Probably got gold-plated spit buckets, for all I know.
This Mayweather fella, he’s somethin’ else. Even got knocked down once, I heard. Can you imagine? Him, gettin’ knocked down! Musta been a heck of a punch. But he got back up, they say. Tough as an old boot, that one.
People keep talkin’ about him comin’ back to real boxin’. You know, not just these fancy exhibition fights. But I don’t know. He’s gettin’ on in years, ain’t he? Can’t be runnin’ around the ring forever. Even a good rooster gets old eventually.
But you know what? People like watchin’ him. He’s got that somethin’, that spark. Like when you see a good horse race, or a pie-eatin’ contest at the county fair. You just can’t look away.
So, will he fight again? Probably. Will it be a big deal? You betcha. Will I watch it? Maybe, if my old TV can handle it. But one thing’s for sure, that Floyd Mayweather, he sure knows how to put on a show. And that’s more than you can say for most folks these days.
They’re always talkin’ about him fighting. I think they’d watch that fella fight a scarecrow, if he put on the gloves. He’s got that kind of pull, you know? Like a tractor beam, pullin’ folks in. And the money? Landsakes, the money he makes! Enough to make your head spin faster than a weathervane in a tornado.
So, keep your ears open, I say. That Mayweather fella, he’ll be back. He always comes back. Like a bad penny, or a good rain after a long drought. And when he does, you can bet it’ll be somethin’ to talk about. Just don’t expect me to understand all them fancy fightin’ words. I just wanna see a good scrap, like back in the good ol’ days when folks settled things with their fists, not their lawyers.
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