Well, let me tell ya, this whole thing about them hazardous treasures, it’s a mess! I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, sayin’ it’s somethin’ you gotta do in that Gray Zone place. Some kinda warfare thing, I reckon. Sounds like a whole lotta trouble if you ask me. But, young folks these days, they love this kinda stuff, don’t they?
They say there’s these containers, like metal boxes or somethin’, hidden all over the place. Six of ’em, I heard. One’s supposed to be at a sawmill. Now, I ain’t never been to no sawmill, but I imagine it’s all noisy and dusty, with them big saws cuttin’ up wood. Not a place for an old lady like me, that’s for sure.
Then there’s another one at some place called Blue Lagoon. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Maybe it’s got pretty water. But who knows what kinda things are hidin’ there? Could be anything, I tell ya. Better watch your step if you go pokin’ around there lookin’ for them hazardous treasures.
- Sawmill – one of them containers is there.
- Blue Lagoon – another container is there, I heard.
- Hunter’s Paradise – they say another container’s there.
- Ban Pa – you gotta go there too, for another one.
And then they say you gotta go to Hunter’s Paradise. Now, that name, it don’t sound right to me. Paradise? With all that huntin’ and what not? Sounds more like a place where you’d get lost or worse. And for what? For some metal box? It don’t make no sense. But these Gray Zone Warfare tasks, they ain’t supposed to make sense, are they? They just want you runnin’ around like a chicken with its head cut off, that’s what I think.
This fella named Handshake, he’s the one givin’ out these chores, they say. Makin’ everyone do his dirty work. And this particular one, this hazardous treasures thing, it’s a long one. Takes a while to get done, they say. You gotta go all over, to all these different places, lookin’ for these metal boxes.
This whole Gray Zone Warfare business, it sounds like a lot of runnin’ around. This one, the Hazardous Treasures task, they say it is easy, but probably it is not! You gotta go to this place, that place, all over. Lookin’ for these containers. And for what? Nobody tells ya what’s inside. Could be somethin’ good, could be somethin’ bad. Could be nothin’ at all! Just a wild goose chase, maybe.
I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout Ban Pa. Seems like there’s one of them hazardous treasures there, too. Another place to go, another place to look. I swear, they just want you to wear your shoes out, walkin’ all over creation. And these are places in Gray Zone, you know. Dangerous places. You gotta be careful if you’re goin’ around these parts.
Another place you might need to find some more of these strange samples, whatever that means. Tiger Bay, I think they call it. I heard it is in Lamang. I don’t know where that is, some far off place, I guess. They’re always sendin’ people to these far off places in this Gray Zone Warfare. It ain’t right, I tell ya.
They say you gotta find some buildin’ in Hunter’s Paradise. The one all the way out west. And you can’t just walk right in. Oh no, that would be too easy. You gotta have somethin’ special to get in there. More trouble, that’s all it is. More hoops to jump through. They make it hard on purpose, I think. They like to see people sweat. For these hazardous treasures you need to be some kinda special.
So, you see, this whole hazardous treasures thing, it’s a lot of work. A lot of walkin’, a lot of lookin’, a lot of worryin’. And for what? Nobody really knows. Just another one of them Gray Zone Warfare things, I guess. Somethin’ to keep people busy. Somethin’ to keep ’em runnin’ around like crazy. You gotta watch out for them, I tell ya. They’ll work ya to the bone if you let ’em. And all for some metal box that might not even be worth nothin’.
I don’t know nothin’ ’bout no Gray Zone or no hazardous treasures. Just what I hear folks talkin’ ’bout. Sounds like a whole lotta nonsense to me. But, you know, young folks today, they like that kinda thing. Keeps ’em out of trouble, I suppose. Or maybe it gets ’em into trouble. Who knows? Not me. I just keep my head down and mind my own business. That’s the best way, I always say.
