Alright, so y’all wanna know ’bout this Fallout London train crash, huh? Let me tell ya, it’s a real mess, just like when Bessie’s cow got loose and trampled the whole darn garden.
First off, this thing ain’t even a real game, ya know? It’s one of them “mods,” like when you stick a bigger engine in yer old tractor. These young folks, they make these things, tinker with ’em, and then let other folks play. But this one, well, it’s got more problems than a dog with fleas.
- Train just stops dead: Folks are sayin’ the train just stops, then bam! Black screen. Like someone pulled the plug on the TV right when the good part’s comin’ on. Happens again and again, some poor fella said it happened nine times! Nine times! That’s more times than my old rooster crowed before I wrung his neck.
- Health all messed up: Seems like after the crash, your health ain’t right. If you were already strong, like old man Jenkins who could lift a whole pig, then you get weaker. Makes no sense, right? It’s like eatin’ a whole pie and gettin’ hungrier.
- Lots of bugs: This here “mod” is buggy as a rotten log. More bugs than a summer night in the swamp. The fellas who made it, they knew it was gonna be rough. Big as a barn, this thing is, and gettin’ it runnin’ is harder than milkin’ a goat with one hand.
Now, the fellas who made it, they sayin’ they gonna fix it. One fella, Dean Carter, I think his name was, he talked to some folks from VG247. Said they know about the problems and they workin’ on it. But workin’ on it and fixin’ it are two different things, like sayin’ you gonna clean the barn and actually doin’ it.
I heard folks talkin’ ’bout this “Project Manager.” Sounds fancy, but I bet he ain’t never slopped hogs or fixed a fence. He says they gonna patch it up, make it right. But I tell ya, it’s gonna take more than a patch to fix this mess. It’s like tryin’ to fix a busted wagon wheel with a piece of string.
The problem, as I see it, is that these young folks, they get too fancy. They add too much stuff, make things too complicated. Back in my day, a game was a game. You shot the ducks, you milked the cows, you didn’t need a hundred different buttons and gizmos. This Fallout London thing, it’s got too much goin’ on. Too many moving parts, like a clock that’s got too many gears and springs.
And this “installation process,” don’t even get me started. Harder than puttin’ shoes on a rooster, I tell ya. You gotta download this, then that, then move files around. It’s enough to make yer head spin. No wonder it’s crashin’ all the time. You build somethin’ too complicated, it’s bound to break.
So, what’s the deal with this train crash, anyway? Well, it’s supposed to be the start of the whole thing. You’re on this train, headin’ to London, and then WHAM! Everything goes to heck. But if the darn thing crashes before you even get started, what’s the point? It’s like buyin’ a new car and the engine fallin’ out before you even drive it off the lot.
Some folks are sayin’ it’s ’cause the “mod” is too big. Too much stuff, too many places to go, too many things to do. It’s like tryin’ to fit a whole cow in a chicken coop. It just ain’t gonna work.
And this business with the “player’s health.” Makes no sense. If you’re tough, you should stay tough, right? It’s like sayin’ if you eat a lot of vegetables, you get weaker. These young folks, they think too much, I tell ya.
Now, they sayin’ they gonna fix it, and maybe they will. But I ain’t holdin’ my breath. I’ve seen these things before. Promises, promises. Like a politician sayin’ he gonna lower taxes. You just gotta wait and see. But until they fix this Fallout London train crash, I’d say stick to somethin’ simpler. Maybe go outside and chop some wood. At least you know that’ll work.
Keywords: Fallout London, train crash, bugs, issues, fix, health, installation, Project Manager, Dean Carter, VG247.
