Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this “wuwa tidal heritage”, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ more than rocks and fightin’, far as I can tell.
First off, you gotta find these floatin’ rocks. They call ’em “tidal heritage” and they’re all purple and blue, like a bad bruise. They like to hang around big ol’ noisy things called “Tacet Discords”. You can’t miss ’em, they stick out like a sore thumb.
Now, these rocks ain’t just gonna give up their goodies. Nope. You gotta fight for it. There’s always some critters guardin’ ’em, mean lookin’ bunch, too. Gotta beat ’em up good to get that rock open. It’s like a treasure chest, but uglier and you have to work for it. And once you beat the stuffing out of those guards, the rock cracks open and you get your stuff.
- Find purple or blue rock.
- Beat up the guards.
- Get the goodies.
Seems like a lot of work for some rocks, don’t it? But folks say it’s worth it. They say you get good stuff, like “Union exp” and other things to help ya along. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout no “Union exp”, sounds like city folk talk to me. But if it helps ya get stronger, then I guess it’s alright.
They also got these “tales” and “quests”, like stories people tell. Some talk about the “past” and the “future”, makin’ it sound all mysterious. One of ’em even tells ya to get up on a hill before the sun comes up. I tell ya, these young folks got too much time on their hands. But some of these stories, they lead you to places where you can find more of them floatin’ rocks, so maybe they ain’t so useless after all.
This “wuwa tidal heritage” thing, it ain’t just one thing, you see. It’s part of a bigger somethin’, somethin’ they call “Wuthering Waves”. Sounds like a storm brewin’, and I ain’t too fond of storms. But the young folks, they love it. They run around fightin’ things and collectin’ rocks, and they seem to enjoy it. More power to ‘em, I say.
Now, how do you get stronger in this “Wuthering Waves” thing? Well, from what I hear, you gotta do a bunch of things. You gotta do them “quests”, the stories I told ya about. You gotta do your chores every day, whatever those might be. And you gotta spend your “waveplates”, which I reckon is like spendin’ your money, though I ain’t sure what you buy with it. And of course, you gotta go after them “tidal heritage” rocks, fight those guards, and get your goodies. It’s all about working hard, just like farmin’, but with more fightin’ and less dirt.
This game, or whatever it is, sounds like hard work. But I guess it’s like life, ain’t it? You gotta work hard to get what you want. And maybe, just maybe, there’s some fun to be had along the way, even if it means beatin’ up some critters and collectin’ floatin’ rocks. You gotta get up early before the sun comes up and go to the hilltop. It sounds like a chore, but it is what it is.
So, if you wanna get involved in this “wuwa tidal heritage”, here’s what you gotta do:
- Find them floatin’ purple and blue rocks.
- Beat up the guards.
- Collect your rewards.
- Do your quests and chores.
- Spend your waveplates wisely.
- Get to the hilltop before sunrise.
That’s all there is to it, far as I can tell. It ain’t rocket science, but it ain’t easy neither. Just gotta keep at it, and you’ll get the hang of it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have some fun along the way. Just like findin’ a good patch of berries, you gotta know where to look and be willin’ to put in the work. But in the end, it’s all worth it.
So go on out there, find them rocks, and make somethin’ of yourself in this “Wuthering Waves”. Just remember to watch out for them guards, they don’t take kindly to strangers pokin’ around their rocks. And don’t forget, before dawn, hilltop, go, go, go. The young folks these days and their games. Just crazy.
