Alright, buckle up buttercups, ’cause today we’re diving into the messy, tangled family tree of Elden Ring. I wanted to see, like, really see, how everyone was connected, so I decided to make a visual chart. No fancy software, just good ol’ pen and paper (and a whole lotta patience).
First, I grabbed a giant sheet of paper – think bigger than your average poster. I knew this was gonna be a sprawling mess, so space was key. Then, I started with the obvious: Marika and Radagon. I wrote their names near the top, ’cause, you know, they’re kinda the root of all this drama.
Next, I started adding their kids. This is where things got hairy. I drew lines connecting them, trying to keep it somewhat organized. We’ve got Godwyn (RIP, buddy), Morgott, Mohg, Malenia, Miquella, and Ranni. I used different colored pens for each major “branch” of the family, just to make it a little easier to follow.
- Marika and Radagon’s Offspring:
- Godwyn the Golden(Deceased, sadly)
- Morgott, the Omen King
- Mohg, Lord of Blood
- Malenia, Blade of Miquella
- Miquella of the Haligtree
- Ranni the Witch
Then came the real headache: the descendants. I mean, who married who? Who’s whose half-sibling? My brain almost exploded a couple of times. I spent a solid hour just figuring out the whole Radagon/Rennala situation and their kids – Rykard, Radahn, and Ranni (again!). I had arrows going every which *’s a wild ride, folks.
Radagon’s Complicated Love Life
This is where my chart really started to look like a spiderweb on * demigods, * demi-gods!
- Radagon and Rennala’s children:
- Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy
- Starscourge Radahn
- Ranni the Witch(Yes, she belongs here!)
After hours of scribbling, erasing, and redrawing, I finally had something that resembled a family tree. It’s not pretty, and it’s definitely not perfect, but it works. I can now, at a glance, see how everyone is (sort of) related. The biggest takeaway? This family needs some serious therapy. * whole thing is a giant, interconnected mess of ambition, betrayal, and, well, godhood.
So, yeah, that’s how I spent my Saturday. Building a visual representation of the Elden Ring family * you’re thinking of doing the same, my advice is: clear your schedule, stock up on coffee, and maybe invest in a really, really big eraser. You are going to use it.
