Alright, listen up, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, Dustin somethin’-or-other, the fighter guy. Yeah, that one with the messed up ears. People keep talkin’ ’bout ’em, so let’s gab a bit.
So, this Dustin fella, he’s in that fightin’ business, you know, the one where they punch and kick and wrestle on the ground. He’s got these ears, all bumpy and weird lookin’. Folks call it “cauliflower ear.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d cook, don’t it? But nah, it ain’t nothin’ tasty.
What in tarnation causes them ears?
Well, from what I hear, it’s from gettin’ banged up a lot. You know, them fighters, they’re always grabbin’ and pullin’ and smackin’ each other. And when your ears get squished and beat up enough, they start swellin’ up with blood and stuff. Instead of drainin’ out like it should, it just hardens up and makes the ear look all wonky.
- Fightin’ fellas, they get it from all the grabbin’ and wrestlin’
- Ears get squeezed and beat up
- Blood and stuff fills up the ear
- Instead of drainin’, it gets hard and makes the ear look funny
Why don’t they just fix ’em?
Well, I reckon it hurts somethin’ fierce to drain them ears. And who wants more pain when you’re already gettin’ punched in the face for a livin’? Plus, it takes time to heal, and them fighters gotta get back in the ring and make their money. So, I guess they just live with the lumpy ears.
Now, this Dustin fella, he’s pretty famous for them ears, seems like. I seen a video of some fella pokin’ at his ears and messin’ around. Guess it’s funny to some folks, but I wouldn’t want nobody touchin’ my messed-up ears if I had ’em.
Used to be just them old-timey wrestlers that got them cauliflower ears, but now all sorts of fighters get ’em. This Dustin fella, he’s one of ’em.
He’s American, this Dustin guy, and he fights in that big fightin’ league, the UFC or somethin’. They say he’s pretty good, but I ain’t never seen him fight. I just heard about them ears, you see. All swollen and bumpy.
You’d think them fightin’ folks would wear somethin’ to protect their ears, wouldn’t ya? Like them helmets they wear in football. But I guess they don’t, or maybe they can’t. Don’t know much about it, just tellin’ ya what I heard.
So, there ya have it. Dustin whoever-he-is and his cauliflower ears. It’s from all that fightin’ he does. Blood and stuff builds up in the ears and makes ’em look all weird. And folks keep talkin’ about it. Must be a big deal or somethin’.
Well, I gotta go now. Got things to do. Hope you learned somethin’ about them messed up ears. Just remember, it’s from fightin’ and bangin’ up your head. Nothin’ to be ashamed of, I guess, if you’re a fighter. Just looks kinda funny, is all.
Tags: Dustin Poirier, cauliflower ear, UFC, MMA, fighter, injury, ears, swelling, trauma
