Well, I don’t rightly know what all this “xl takeover xxx” stuff is about, but I’ll tell ya what I see. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss over some fella named XL. They’re callin’ him a “King” and talkin’ about “duos” and “trios” and such. Mercy sakes, sounds like a barn dance gone wild!
Folks are makin’ videos, I reckon. Seen somethin’ ’bout “streaming video” and “free previews.” Now, I ain’t one for watchin’ them newfangled picture shows, but it seems like a lot of people are. They’re usin’ words like “sensual” and “scrumptious” to describe this XL fella. Makes him sound like a prize-winning pie at the county fair, if you ask me. All this talk about “sideways” and “all ways”… goodness gracious, sounds like a tangled fishing line!
And they’re puttin’ it all over the place, too. “Internet,” they call it. Like a big town square where everyone shouts their business. Seein’ numbers like “127 likes” and talk of “comments.” Folks are chatterin’ like hens in a henhouse, that’s for sure. They’re usin’ words I ain’t never heard before, like “rimming” and “toe sucks.” Lord have mercy, what are these young folks gettin’ into these days?
- Seems like this XL fella is mighty popular.
- They’re makin’ all sorts of picture shows about him.
- People are watchin’ these shows on somethin’ called the “internet.”
- They’re talkin’ about him all over the place.
- Usn’ words I ain’t never heard afore.
- Sounds like a whole lotta ruckus, if you ask me.
Now, I ain’t judgin’, mind you. Everyone’s got their own way of doin’ things. But this “xl takeover xxx” business… it’s a whole different world from what I’m used to. Back in my day, entertainment was a church social or a good ol’ fashioned square dance. But times change, I reckon. And folks find new ways to have their fun.
They’re callin’ it “porn videos,” these picture shows. And they’re sayin’ it’s “free,” though I suspect nothin’ in this world is truly free. There’s always a price to pay, one way or another. They’re talkin’ about “subscription rates” and “pay per minutes.” Sounds like they’re tryin’ to squeeze every last penny out of folks. It’s like sellin’ snake oil at the market, just packaged different, I say.
And this “DawgPound USA” and “*”… sounds like a bunch of fellas gettin’ together to make these picture shows. They’re usin’ names like “John Johnson” and “Jovonnie” and “Mr. Cali.” Regular names, for the most part. But the things they’re doin’ in these videos… well, it ain’t exactly Sunday school material, that’s for sure.
They’re talkin’ about “swings” and “favors” and “deep kisses.” Makes me blush just thinkin’ about it. And this “abandoned backlot”… sounds like a spooky place to be filmin’ somethin’ like this. I tell you what, it’s a wild world out there. And this “xl takeover xxx” is just one small part of it.
So, there you have it. That’s what I make of this whole thing. It’s a bunch of folks makin’ picture shows about a fella named XL, and they’re sharin’ it all over the internet. They’re usin’ fancy words and doin’ things that I ain’t never even dreamt of. But hey, to each their own, I say. As long as they ain’t hurtin’ nobody, I reckon it’s their business. Just makes me glad I’m livin’ a simple life, out here in the country where things are a little bit quieter and a whole lot less… well, you know.
Now, I gotta go feed the chickens. All this talk about “xl takeover xxx” has got my head spinnin’ faster than a weathervane in a tornado. I’m just an old woman, tryin’ to make sense of a world that’s changin’ faster than a blink of an eye. But one thing’s for sure: there’s always somethin’ new to learn, even if it’s somethin’ you don’t quite understand.
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