That Bryce Harper, he’s a big shot now, playin’ baseball and all. Folks keep askin’ does Bryce Harper drink? Well, I heard some things, you know how it is. People talk. They say he likes a drink now and then, especially after a big win. He’s a young fella, gotta have some fun, right?
One time, I heard, they was playin’ up in Canada, where you can drink younger. Someone asked him if he was gonna have a beer, seein’ as he was up there and all. He probably did, that young whippersnapper! He’s a strong boy, hittin’ that ball far. My grandson, he hits good too, but not like that Harper fella. He is real good.
Bryce Harper, he’s a big name. They show him on the TV all the time. He used to be a catcher, and throw the ball, and all that. Now he just hits. My eyes ain’t what they used to be, but I can still see him swingin’ that bat. He’s got a good swing, that one.
I heard he got hurt once, somethin’ about his hand. Bruised it, they said. Playin’ baseball is a tough job. You gotta be strong. He was out for a bit, but he came back. Tough as nails, that one. My old man used to play, but he wasn’t famous like this Bryce Harper. Just played on Sundays with the boys.
- That Harper, he’s got a good life, I reckon.
- Makin’ all that money, playin’ a game.
- But it ain’t easy, I’m sure.
- Lots of travelin’ and bein’ away from home.
- I wouldn’t want that, but he seems to like it.
Now, about that drinkin’. I reckon he does. He’s a grown man. He can do what he wants. I seen a picture, they say it was him, with a big green bottle. Looked like beer to me. After he hit one of them home runs, you know. They call it a home run when he hits it real far. Does Bryce Harper drink? I don’t know for sure, but probably he had some drinks.
He’s famous, so people watch him all the time. They see what he’s eatin’, what he’s drinkin’, who he’s with. It’s a lot of attention. Too much, if you ask me. But that’s how it is when you’re a big shot like Bryce Harper.
I heard someone call him “The Showman.” Sounds about right. He puts on a good show, hittin’ that ball like he does. My neighbor, she’s a big fan. She watches all the games. She’s got one of them shirts with his name on it. She says his name a lot. It must be nice to have your name on other people’s clothes.
He seems like a good boy, though. Works hard, plays hard. That’s what they say, anyway. I don’t know him personal, just what I see on the TV and what I hear people talkin’ about. That’s all I know about him. I don’t know the details of his life, but I know he is a baseball player.
- He’s got a family, I think.
- A wife and kids, maybe.
- That’s nice.
- Family is important.
- I got a big family. Lots of grandkids.
So, does Bryce Harper drink? I’d say yeah, probably. Most of them young fellas do. He’s probably got a good time, livin’ the high life. Good for him. He earned it. Hittin’ that ball like he does, he deserves a cold one now and then. That’s just my two cents, though. What do I know? I just watch the games sometimes and hear what other folks say about Bryce Harper.
He’s a good player, that’s for sure. One of the best, they say. I don’t know about all that, but he’s sure fun to watch. And if he wants to have a drink after a game, well, that’s his business. He can do what he wants. That is his right. Everyone has their own rights. As long as he’s not hurtin’ nobody, it’s all good, I reckon.
I still think baseball is a bit of a crazy game, though. Grown men runnin’ around, trying to hit a little ball with a stick. But they seem to like it. And lots of folks like to watch it. That Bryce Harper, he is sure the star.
