Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Lita gal, the one they’re all yappin’ about online. I ain’t too good with these here computer things, but my grandkid showed me some stuff. Seems like this Lita is quite the… uh… popular lady.
From what I gather, there’s all sorts of pictures and videos of her floatin’ around on the internet. They call it “Litas_Secrets” or somethin’. Lord have mercy! These young folks these days, they ain’t shy about nothin’, I tell ya. Back in my day, we kept things a bit more… private.
They say she’s got some… “hot videos” and “amateur porn“. I don’t rightly know what all that means, but it sounds mighty scandalous to me. My grandkid says she’s a “cam model” which, from what I understand, means she shows herself off on the computer for folks to watch. Can you believe that? Times have surely changed.
And they talk about her “big ass” and “big tits” like it’s the most important thing in the world. Well, I guess that’s what some folks are interested in these days. They got all sorts of names for it too… “breast play“, “bubble butt“, somethin’ called “fingering“… I ain’t gonna lie, it makes my old ears burn just hearin’ about it.
- They even got her doin’ stuff with other women! “Lesbian“, they call it.
- And apparently, she’s been with some fellas named Matt Hardy and someone else, I think they called her Bayley. My grandkid said they had a “dramatic romance” in something called “WWE”. Sounds like a whole lotta drama if you ask me. They even had a “steel cage match”. Now that sounds dangerous!
- It seems like this Lita gal ain’t afraid to show it all, I guess. “Straight to the bedroom“, they say. Well, I never!
My grandkid showed me some pictures, too. She’s a pretty gal, I guess, in that modern way. All dolled up and… well, you know. Not like the girls I grew up with. We didn’t go around showin’ off our… “assets” like that. But hey, to each their own, I always say.
Seems like she’s been doin’ this for a while, too. They got “archives” of her stuff. Like they’re savin’ it all up for posterity or somethin’. Makes you wonder what kind of world we’re livin’ in, don’t it? When folks are more interested in lookin’ at strangers doin’… well, you know… than in, say, plantin’ a garden or helpin’ their neighbors.
And they talk about her like she’s some kind of… “MILF“. I had to ask my grandkid what that meant. Lord have mercy! These young folks and their words. But I guess it means she’s a mama, but still… you know… “attractive”. Well, I suppose a woman can be a mama and still be somethin’ to look at. But all this fuss… it’s a bit much for an old lady like me.
They also say this lita returned after being gone for a whole year! Ending a one-year hiatus they called it. February 6, 2023 is when she came back. During that steel cage match I told you about earlier. Seems like she is a busy woman.
So, this Lita gal… she’s a whole heap of things, I reckon. A “model“, a “performer“, a “MILF“, and a whole lotta other things that I probably don’t even understand. But one thing’s for sure, she’s got folks talkin’. And that, I guess, is the whole point.
Anyways, that’s all I know about this Lita. It’s a whole different world out there, I tell ya. Makes an old woman like me scratch my head sometimes.
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