Alright, let’s talk about these WWE fighters and how old they are. You know, like those fellas and gals wrestling on TV? I watch it sometimes when I ain’t busy with the chickens. Some of them look young, some look like they’ve been around the block a few times, you know?
So, how old are these WWE folks anyway?
Well, from what I hear, lots of ’em are in their 30s. Yep, 30s! Imagine that. Beating each other up and jumping around at that age. My back would be killing me! They say there’s this fella, Finn Balor, he’s like 35. And that lady, IYO SKY, the champion? She’s 33. They’re practically spring chickens compared to me!
- Cody Rhodes – He’s one of them popular ones. In his 30s, I reckon. Looks strong, that one.
- Becky Lynch – Another one in her 30s. Tough as nails, she is. Don’t mess with her!
- Finn Balor – Like I said, about 35. He’s got that wild look in his eyes.
- IYO SKY – The champ! 33 years old and kicking butt. Good for her!
Now, they say the average age of these wrestlers is about 34. That’s a lot of years, ain’t it? I guess you don’t have to be a young whippersnapper to wrestle. They say some of them are even older, like 40 or even 50! Can you believe it? My bones would be creaking like an old barn door if I tried that.
It’s different from other sports, I guess. You know, like baseball or football. Those guys retire when they’re, like, 30. But these wrestlers, they keep going. Maybe it’s because wrestling is like a story, you know? They’re acting and fighting at the same time. It’s like those soap operas my granddaughter watches, but with more muscles and less crying.
And there’s a whole bunch of them, too. They got wrestlers on Raw, SmackDown, and NXT. I don’t know what all that means, but it sounds like a lot of people. And they got old-timers too, the ones who used to wrestle back in the day. They call them “Alumni” or somethin’. I guess that’s like the retired folks of wrestling.
There’s even a young gal, Roxanne Perez, only about 21 or so. Born in 2001, they say. Just a baby! She’s wrestling with all them older folks. Must be tough, but she looks like she can handle it. They start ‘em young these days, I guess.
So, yeah, these WWE fighters, they come in all ages. From young kids like Roxanne to folks in their 30s, 40s, and even 50s. It’s a wild bunch, that’s for sure. Makes you wonder how they do it, all that jumping and flipping and hitting. I guess they train hard and eat their vegetables. Or maybe they just got tough bones. Either way, they’re entertaining to watch, even if I don’t always understand what’s going on.
But hey, as long as they’re having fun and not getting hurt too bad, I guess it’s alright. Me? I’ll stick to watching from my couch, thank you very much. My wrestling days are long gone, if I ever even had any!
They say tag team wrestling is a good gig for the older fellas, like 35 and up, ’cause they don’t gotta be in the ring the whole time. Makes sense to me. Share the load, you know?
So, there you have it. A little bit about the ages of them WWE fighters. They’re a mixed bag, just like the folks you see at the grocery store. Some young, some old, some in between. But they all got one thing in common: they love to wrestle. And we love to watch ‘em. Sometimes, anyway. When there ain’t nothin’ better on TV.
Tags: WWE, WWE Superstars, Wrestlers, Age, Roster, Raw, SmackDown, NXT, Finn Balor, Becky Lynch, Cody Rhodes, IYO SKY, Roxanne Perez
