This Bryson DeChambeau, he’s somethin’ else, ain’t he? I heard he got himself a new house. Big fancy place, I reckon. He’s that golfer fella, you know, the one who hits the ball a mile.
He used to have a place in Dallas, that Melshire place. Heard it was real nice, all fancy and such. But he up and sold it. Guess he wanted somethin’ even bigger and better.
Bryson DeChambeau New House, All Big and Fancy
He’s makin’ all that money playin’ golf, that LIV Golf thing. Millions, they say! More money than I can even count. He earned a lot this year, more than five million, I heard! That’s a lot of eggs, I tell ya.
With all that money, he can buy any house he wants, I suppose. Probably got a swimmin’ pool big enough to swim to China in. And a kitchen bigger than my whole darn house! He can buy whatever he wants in his new house.
- Big ol’ house
- Lots of rooms
- Probably a fancy kitchen
- Maybe a swimmin’ pool
That Tiger Woods fella, they used to be friends, him and Bryson. But this LIV Golf thing, it kinda messed things up between ’em. Money changes folks, I guess. They ain’t as close as they used to be, from what I hear.
This Bryson DeChambeau, he’s always doin’ somethin’. I saw somethin’ about him tryin’ to hit a golf ball over his house. Took him days, they said. Finally got it over, though. Stubborn fella, that one.
He must be livin’ high on the hog now. Got himself a new house that cost him millions. And all that golf money rollin’ in. He’s livin’ the dream, as they say.
I remember when a dollar was a dollar. Now they’re throwin’ millions around like it’s nothin’. Times sure have changed. But that’s young folks for ya.
Bryson DeChambeau’s New House Must Be Somethin’
This new house of his, it’s gotta be somethin’ to see. All them rooms and fancy stuff. Probably got a TV in every room. And a fridge full of food.
He’s a champion, that Bryson. Won a big tournament not too long ago. He’s good at what he does, I’ll give him that.
Well, I reckon he’s earned it. All that practicin’ and playin’. It ain’t easy, I’m sure.
I wonder if he’s got a garden at his new house? Probably hires someone to do all that for him. I like to get my hands dirty, though. There’s somethin’ satisfyin’ about growin’ your own food.
- He’s a champion golfer
- He’s got a lot of money
- He sold his old house in Dallas
- His new house is probably huge
This Bryson DeChambeau, he’s a big shot now. But I bet he still puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
Maybe this new house will be good for him. A place to relax after all that golfin’.
All That Money for Bryson DeChambeau’s New House
I can’t imagine spendin’ that much money on a house. But like I said, times have changed.
He’s livin’ a different life than most folks. Travelin’ all over, playin’ golf, makin’ millions. It’s a different world.
But I reckon everyone needs a place to call home. Even Bryson DeChambeau. And his new house, well, that’s his home now.
I hope he’s happy there. That’s all that matters, ain’t it? Bein’ happy.
He probably got so many rooms in that new place, he gets lost in it himself. I bet that new house got more bathrooms than a gas station. And closets? I bet he could fit all my clothes in one of his closets ten times over.
That LIV golf money, that’s what did it. Made him rich as a king. Good for him, I guess. He worked hard for it, they say. He seems like he wants to get more about that new house.
