Alright, let’s talk about this Blake Snell fella and his babies. I heard tell he’s got himself a young’un, maybe even two! Kids these days, always in a hurry.
Blake Snell and His Lady Friend
So, this Blake, he’s a pitcher, throws balls for a livin’. Seems he’s got himself a gal named Haeley, some say Haeley Mar, some say Haeley Ryane, can’t keep these names straight, I tell ya. Anyways, they been together a spell, two years they say. Two years ain’t nothin’ these days, but I guess it’s long enough to make a baby, or maybe two!
- They say they got a little boy, name of Kayden. Born in June, just this year, 2024.
- Then I hear whispers, maybe twins! Lordy, twins! That’s a handful, I reckon. Don’t know if it’s true or just gossip, you know how folks like to talk.
Snell’s Job and the Babies
Now, this Blake, he used to play for some team, won some kinda fancy award, Cy Young or somethin’. Now he’s playin’ for them Giants over in San Francisco. Big city, that San Francisco. Probably got good hospitals over there for the babies, not like here where we gotta drive miles just to see a doctor.
I heard tell he was waitin’ on that baby to come, missin’ a game or two. They even called up some other fella, Nick Avila they called him, to take his place. See, that’s what happens when you have babies, messes with your work, but it’s worth it, they say. Worth every sleepless night and every messy diaper.
Snell’s Family History
This Blake fella, he’s 31 years old now, born back in 1992. His folks, Dave and his mama, they got divorced before he even started playin’ that baseball of his. Divorce is hard on folks, especially the young’uns. Hope this Blake and his lady, Haeley, stay together for them babies. Kids need a mama and a daddy, that’s what I always say.
Babies, Babies, Everywhere
It’s funny, ain’t it? One minute these fellas are throwin’ balls and the next minute they’re changin’ diapers. Life comes at you fast, I tell ya. Babies change everything. You start worryin’ about little things, like if they’re eatin’ enough, sleepin’ enough. And then they grow up and you worry about different things. It never ends, this worryin’. But that’s what bein’ a parent is all about, I guess.
So, good luck to this Blake Snell and his lady friend, Haeley. Hope they got strong arms for holdin’ them babies and strong hearts for lovin’ ’em. Babies are a blessin’, even if they do keep you up all night and make a mess of the house.
Last thing, I ain’t met these folks, just hearin’ things from here and there. But babies are babies, no matter who the parents are. They need love, they need food, and they need a safe place to grow up. And that’s all that really matters, ain’t it?
One more thing before I go, seems like this Haeley, she went to see Blake play at that Oracle Park place. Good for her, gettin’ out of the house, showin’ off that baby. That’s what mamas do, proud as peacocks of their little ones.
Tags: [Blake Snell, Haeley Mar, Haeley Ryane, Kayden Snell, San Francisco Giants, Cy Young Award, MLB, babies, twins, family]
