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Hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about this wrestling stuff, the WWE, you know? My grandkids, they’re always yellin’ about it,...

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Alright, let’s talk about this Dolph Ziggler fella. I ain’t no wrestling expert, mind you, but I’ve seen a match...

Alright, let’s talk about this Alex Pereira fella and his tattoos. I ain’t no fancy tattoo artist or nothin’, just...

Alright, so you wanna know about this Mets and Padres baseball match, huh? Them city slickers, always fussin’ over numbers...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Valentina Shevchenko girl. Folks keep jabberin’ on ‘bout her, so I figured...

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